evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

SO proud of all my achievements. Thanks to #AI, facts about our lives and culture are now preserved for future generations.

Now I see. #cybertruck

I could have been getting annoyed watching Johnson in every pause from work today. Instead I've been putting festive hats on Mastodonians' pets.

I think I made the right choice.

Offer still open, although it might be tomorrow before I do more.

#xmasHatting #festiveBlether

Post and festive animals here:

https://things.uk/@eclectech/111533011537688720

elf on the shelf is some fucked up bullshit

🖼

The government has responded by saying it has no evidence of #Sellafield nuclear site hacking.
The government claims (see image left) that its 'monitoring systems are robust' and is confident that 'no such malware exists on our system...'
And yet, headlines (see image right) show that the UK government's security has been breached/hacked multiple times over the past few years, most recently last year.
You can't believe a word that passes their lips.

TV pitch: Netflix's Queer Eye but the Fab 5 are #neurodivergent. They turn up at people's houses for exactly 52 mins, find the earring the owner lost years ago in 25 seconds, arrange all their possessions into alphabetical order (& memorise them), then are inadvertently rude to the owner, then leave.
#ASD #ADHD #ND

Well hello and good morning to you Mastodon, welcome to day 6 of fluffy advent.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photoshop #fluffyAdvent #oddCreature

23andMe was hacked, so if your information was compromised, make sure to change your genetic code ASAP. https://www.theverge.com/2023/12/4/23988050/23andme-hackers-accessed-user-data-confirmed

Breaking: Elon announces he will sue the leopards that are currently eating his face.

Day 5 of fluffy advent, because the world needs more one-eyed fluffsters in Santa hats. Apparently.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photoshop #fluffyAdvent #oddCreature

My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

Latest update of Things In My House Wearing A Santa Hat... Totoro

Officially the best thing to live at the top of your tree.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photography

#morning #meme

Today’s poem is called ‘Bags’.

And added berries to go with the berry bushes, and the ability to pick them! You can't pick them up yet, or eat them, of course. XD

How QR codes are made:

IT'S CHRIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAS!!!

Day 4 of fluffy advent, and I think we can all agree that I should *definitely* be designing children's toys.

#xmasScribbles #festive #photoshop #fluffyAdvent #oddCreature

Thorough testing is important 🧐
#️⃣CatSalad

Monday morning. Facing the week with a smile and a Santa hat (or two). Let's go go go!

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Well. Maybe in a bit. More coffee first.

#xmasScribbles #sillyScribbles #nature #photography #silly #festive #drawing