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Going to do some more Styscraper browser testing but so far looking good for launch on Tue/Wed, fingers crossed
Testers seem to like it, & it has more lasting appeal than Penga, so I'm hoping it'll at least be a slow-burn success

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putting luigi in a bulletproof vest is a really funny attempt to make him look like a Dangerous Terrorist. if he walked the streets of new york unguarded the greatest danger he'd face would be having his dick sucked clean off its hinges

@JennyList ooooooh that brings back happy memories of Elite.

that and hacking a database program to be able to track stats of my Dark Angels squads :)

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@anon_opin ...right before a quick driving theory test and quick licence refresher around a carpark

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The last photo I took of him; he was having a rest while playing with a cardboard box he'd had his eye on for days

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@Wildheart_Baby I remember his bike having Citizen and Shoei logos, not sure about the green bmw one, though it's been a few years (decades :'( ) since I watched it last

@lowqualityfacts last 15 seconds half-wrapped in foil to ensure a nice smoked flavour...

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Hahaha, this was meant to be a reply to @loren but I am apparently not paying sufficient attention to things today.

I will leave it as a standalone post of positivity 😆

flipping.rocks/@loren/11403661

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This was on the official instagram account of the white house. They kind of misunderstood titles. Kings lead kingdoms. He leads a country. And that's more fitting.

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People in Dubai don't know about the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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the marketing team is taking a break from huffing the LLM glue to snort some QC dust just in case their glue supply runs out

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the latest QC marketing hype from Microsoft is very funny

> we're going to make quantum happen within years not decades

Microsoft: well known experts on how long things take, that's why the file copy dialog box is so accurate

> we made a chip use Morjana particles

bro you had to retract the research paper from the journal last time you claimed this

> it has 8 gates

that's less compute power than my shirt

> we have a path to million gate scale

uh huh. with low error rate, right? right???

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Sent the prehistoric fish to a friend.

The response was flawless:

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Tesla is pretty much done as a consumer brand, isn't it? Surely the only thing propping it up is the assumption he'll milk the US govt & its international agreements for every cent

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