evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

@gsuberland

Writing your passwords down in a physical paper notebook, also give your family a chance to access the family pictures and documents on your computers, when you are no longer able to yourself.

Everybody should make a digital "Testament" listing passwords, and who out in the world should be told about the sad news., because they will not see the death-notice in your local paper.

stop asking so many questions
it’s time to move on

There is only one way to get a ton of likes on your Mastodon post. You must find a decades old piece of technology that only 12 people in the world own and write a 10,000 word essay on how to use it.

It is the early 2000s and Microsoft has introduced an onslaught of security vulnerabilities incorporating Internet & web connectivity into every part of Windows.

It is the mid 2020s and Microsoft has introduced an onslaught of security vulnerabilities incorporating GenAI into every part of Windows.

"what's your biggest weakness?"

"being overly blunt when asked awful interview questions"

Microsoft: I have made Notepad✨

Security researchers: You fucked up a perfectly good plaintext editor is what you did. Look at it. It's got RCEs.

https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-20841

Happy with the result of this commission of an aptly named Scottish Deerhound called Nessie

Create Your Own Luck*
Caveat Frog

https://www.theverge.com/tech/877008/t-mobile-live-translation-languages-ai-network
ok.. walk me through where the ffmpeg cache for this is gonna live.

cuz like..
im just picturing the s3 bucket leak here

438) Jokebot. Has an infallible memory for jokes and loves to retell them. #SmallRobotsRemastered

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

435) Fortbot. Has built you a fort! Come on in! #SmallRobotsRemastered

Does advertising really work?
Everyone I know mutes TV ads when they come on.
Everyone I know uses ad-blockers online.
I avoid sites that say 'You can't view this site unless you turn off your ad-blocker.'
And some ads are so annoying &/or repetitive that I refuse to use the product on principle.

In case you want a prestigious certificate on your wall https://theagat.co

ugh.

monday AGAIN?

There are two problems in computer science:

1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all

Q: Why did you need to wait in a long line at Radio Shack to buy a 6502 microprocessor?

A: Not enough registers.

431) Tbot. A robotic t-shirt. Very comfortable. Not to be confused with Teabot or Teebot. #SmallRobotsRemastered