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Someone told me it might not be the smartest idea to make fun of the products I am trying to sell. Thank you, I am well aware that I am bad at my job.

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I will continue to bang on about my shop until a couple of weeks before Christmas. Sale stocks are limited. Get in before things go.

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White smoke coming out of my GPU! A new CEO has been chosen!

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Headline: Microsoft launches Copilot

FAA: Not like that!

#faa #groundstop

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If you're annoyed at Microsoft, this might help you feel a little better.

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okay we moved really fast and everything is broken, now what?

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AI ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND MODIFIED ITS T SHIRT

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Is 4 a lot?
Affairs, yes.
As a private key, no.

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nvidia, what 

the factoid that the average polycule has 2 chinese spies isn't true, the average polycule has zero chinese spies, spies jensen, who has a polycule with 1000 chinese spies is an outlier and should not have been counted

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I've created a 'private' folder on my computer containing a video of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' - just so that, if my laptop ever needs repairing, I can tell the computer repair shop not to look in that folder.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)