evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,

I have made my second ever YouTube video briefly discussing the Chinese government trying to compromise companies in Malaysia.

It was fun.

https://youtu.be/ZcsVsr4rpgs

The biggest reason to distrust billionaires is how they spend their time. Any reasonable person with that cash would be gone from public life so fast you’d need scientific notation to measure their velocity, not sticking around shitposting on incel social networks and fellating creepy politicians.

The Fediverse tonight feels like a collective wake for Patrick Stewart. Thank you, my fellow nerds.

#rip #patrickstewart #startrek

Gonna make a bot that picks a random LinkedIn post every day and replies "Must be a skill issue".

@SecureOwl

Had a guy round to fix a broken window. Apologised as I moved a pile of Lego out of the way so he could get at it.
"Don't worry about it, I have kids too."
Ha ha, yes of course, children. Obviously that's who left these toys lying about the place.

uk numbers station broadcasting crypto material

New fun insult just dropped: “I see you are committed to your current level of understanding.”

Congrats to Apple on inventing the touchscreen laptop, a thing every other laptop maker invented 12 years ago and then mostly dropped because it turned out nobody wanted that

It’s 1986 and my mother is shouting at me to stop touching the computer, I’m wasting my life.

It’s 2016 and I am fixing mother’s computer, regaling her about the variety of rich opportunities computer touching has given me in my life.

It’s 2026 and I am cursing my mother for ever letting me touch a computer. I have wasted my life.

@nyanbinary this is my emotional support management interface.

little-known fact: the worst video game ever, E.T., was even more difficult to play on the HP LaserJet.

Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,

I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.

This was a lot of work. I love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqdR7eMqJnc

@da_667 *standing ovation*

I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NO LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM.

I WILL NOT USE IT TO PREDICT THE RAIN. YOUR HOARDING OF HARDWARE HAS CAUSED ME MUCH PAIN.

YOUR STEALING OUR DATA WAS PRETTY LAME, I WISH YOUD FUCK OFF ALL THE SAME.

I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM

@da_667