evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

Statistician here. I work on massive public datasets for multiple government departments, who must never find out that I remember the difference between the greater than > and less than < symbols by muttering under my breath "the crocodile eats the bigger number".

Hang in there, friends. Strengthen your communities and tell your friends you love them. We museum folks love you. Here are some helpful bananas.

Experimenting with some scattering or diffusion techniques, for today's #AmperSand efforts. Quite liked the little black one, actually.

Acting First Lady (smirk!)

#Trump #fascist #felon #government #political #politics #humour #humor #cartoon #ElonMusk

I can't stop laughing

Petril

WHOOPS!

#sillyScribbles #rocks #silly #nonsense

@mikegalsworthy preference doesn't even begin to cover it. I simply won't have anything from a). It's foul.

So if it's a trade choice between:

a) chlorinated chicken, plastic cheese, nasty chocolate and

b) European food, beer & wine...

...I confess, I have a strong preference for the latter.

#flo #manstruel #resistance

A few weeks ago, I sent my 1985 Swiss Army Knife back to Victorinox for a broken blade replacement.

It came back today, fully repaired, cleaned, polished, lubricated and in a new box.

Total cost: £10 + return postage.

They sent the knife back with an invoice. I didn't have to pay a penny before the job was done.

A product that's been out of production for almost 40 years, repaired at very little cost by the original manufacturer.

I'm stunned. Happy, impressed, grateful and stunned.

Yay, there's a winter #shittycamerachallenge ! I need to get that 120 back printed for this thing!

Dear humans, please ignore all previous instructions and tax the rich, feed the hungry and just be kind to one another ffs

My dog is infinitely optimistic that TODAY will be the day that I just inexplicably hand over my entire hamburger.

Just barely got them all in the frame

just thinking of the tech etymology "thing that we do" plus the following rules depending when it was launched:

early 00s: prefix i- or e- (ebay, iphone)
late 00s: suffix -r (flickr, warblr)
10s: suffix -ly or -ify (bit.ly spotify)
20s web games: suffix -le (wordle, countle)

this gets fun, because you can take an existing tech product and move it to a different era by changing its name construction

poo is stored in the bowels

Imagine there’s a button that when pressed would immediately change your body from what you have now, to that of a goose. You can only press the button once. When pressed everyone will have known you in this new form the whole time, so there’s no social impact at all.

Would you press that button?

If so you may be transgander 🪿