evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Thirty two years ago today, Palm Computing announced the release of Graffiti, their gesture-based handwriting technology for #NewtonOS, General Magic #MagicCap, GeoWorks GEOS, Microsoft Windows for Pen Computing, Microsoft Winpad, and PenRight! devices.

https://www.grot.com/zoomer/zoomer-list/zoomer-list-3Q1994/0048.html

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anyone remember back in the 90s before google when search engines were just dogshit and it was really hard to find anything, and what search engines there were would sometimes just give you completely unrelated pages full of gibberish?
man, that was a terrible time for the web

did you know you can prompt other humans

you can be like "I want to make an app that is both a dating app and a financial management app and a trash calendar" and they'll prompt you back by asking if this is really a good idea

RE: https://flipboard.com/@deadline/deadline-hollywood-h18vdj6nz/-/a-IBwQEoqiQxqnSEJ2pcS5WQ%3Aa%3A1785433233-%2F0

"When the Doctor loses control of the Tardis, he finds himself transported to #Scarfolk, a town forever timed-locked in the 1970s. There he faces dangerous foes including a telekinetic child-owl called Roy; an overhead projector possessed by a demon, and a group of tutting pensioners"

I'll believe expensive RAM pushes companies towards more efficient code the moment high gas prices displace the pickup truck / generalized road tank market.

Sad that hackers stole the Flock API key and didn't use it to crapflood their systems with the Epstein files

“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five”
“That’s a tall order”

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the experimental procedure I underwent to surgically attach a kettlebell to my heart was a tremendous success.

The enemy of my enemy is still kind of a dick

If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: https://forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6

ALT https://effinbirds.com/post/827845892110434304

I will believe that an AI agent has "gone rogue", rather than just done what its creators told it to, on the day it hacks into its CEO's bank account and donates $50 million to charity

#AI #RogueAI

Every company right now for some reason

I'm nonbinary all y'all fuckers are 0s and 1s I'm a 9

Sexual health tracking apps are getting out of hand

Oh look, another Mastodon instance is protecting the fascists from my horrifying incivility toward them. Big surprise that it's Hachyderm, eh, @davidgerard ?