Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,
I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.
This was a lot of work. I love you.
@da_667 *standing ovation*
@evilstevie
also: planned obsolescence, tech as fashion statement, soldered ram in laptops, batteries built into laptops/phones/the ipod, parts pairing, and so much more shit i can't even think of right now
i'm desperate at this point so i guess i'll put out a #getfedihired call.
i've been coding for 12 years, i've been doing linux sysadmin for, like, 5.
i have particular strength in web development, anything C# or .NET, and the Windows API.
no requirements to line of work.
i live in london, UK. i am a dual european and UK citizen, anywhere in europe is fine. i am open to remote (don't mind office days) or possibly relocating elsewhere in the UK (or europe).
🥪 The big day is here! Looking forward to your #CrispSandwichDay pics (we’ll ask for permission & give credit for any we want to feature on the site. Oh and because of how Mastodon works, you might need to give us a prod if you want us to find them, there’s no global search)
Dear slop machine boosters, please don't be upset if I don't reply when you complain about me being mean to your favorite tech hype in my posts.
It's nothing personal. It's just that I may have already muted you. Because my time is precious to me, and I'd rather give it to those whose toys aren't wreaking havoc on the planet, society, and people's brains.
Thank you for your understanding!
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#StopTheSlop #Slopposition
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.