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If you believe that #Reform is a solution to, well, anything, I have a splinter from the true cross I'd like to sell you.
I hope you won't think this presumptuous of me, but have you ever considered attending a course that teaches rudimentary reasoning skills, you gullible fucking lack-wit?

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I need to replace my departed side gig.

This time with somewhere that's not swallowed the generative AI Kool-aid.

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People panicking about hantavirus like they're not walking around with their 9th case of covid and still not wearing a fucking mask.

#covid #covid19 #GetVaccinated #hantavirus

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just saw this review of "The Secret Rules of the Terminal" and it's the best feeling when someone got exactly what I'd hoped they'd get out of the zine

wizardzines.com/zines/terminal/

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Amazing job opportunity for any New York-based web/game devs

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I unironically love this because it's the perfect analogy:
- you can only get 6 wild cards by cheating
- showing everybody your hand is the worst possible strategy
- it actually takes zero skill or strategy to play a wild card and you still managed to fuck it up
- this hand can absolutely be beaten by using Skip cards, reverse cards, +2 cards, and +4 cards
- and "having all the cards" in uno means you're fucking losing anyway

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Tonight’s event at Berkhamsted Bookshop - next bookshop event is Bert’s in Swindon then Dulwich Festival then Glasgow Stand in Sunday afternoon

www.robinince.com #comedy #poetry #neurodivergent

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@foone is that even legal under the geneva convention

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Can the general you please stop assuming everyone uses Facebook and put your thing that you want to promote on an actual web site, with an address that at least has something to do with what that is? And no, Discord is also not the solution!

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it's 5:55am and 55 seconds, on 5/5, and I'm wishing a happy 55th birthday to the 555 timer.

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@MiaMarkTwo HELLO! You are back! We missed you :blobcatheart:
(hope your world is well)

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a tip if you ever lose a close internet friend: find and backup everything you can find of them. physically print out photos of them. memorialize them in whatever format makes the most sense. internet identities only persist by the labour of the person living in them. when that person dies, their online presence slowly deflates, turns to dust, and blows away. I've seen it happen too many times. websites die all the time, and only the living migrate to new platforms.

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I’m imagining a rented, non-deterministic dishwasher that only gets some things clean some of the time, and occasionally makes things dirtier.

- You can rent three of them and once the first one is done you can move the dishes to the second one, and so on.
- You can then also buy two more sets of crockery/cutlery and use whichever comes out cleanest.

But as long as you keep renting them, washing up is dead!!

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