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@Viss @da_667 that said, does anyone need a Business Continuity Architect? 👀

I'm available 🙋🏻‍♂️
#FediHire

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476) Flagbot. Keep up with a rapidly-changing political landscape with this chameleonic flag robot which can shift the patterns on its surface at a moment's notice. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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More moss from the woods today. It was looking very fine in the sunshine.

#sillyScribbles #mosstodon

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If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

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475) Diarybot. Keep your private musings safe with this security-conscious robot. If the tamper-proof lock isn't deterrent enough, it can deliver stern looks, little kicks or, failing that, it can just run and hide. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Stealing art to train an image-generation model is also known as the six-finger discount.
#AI

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I keep getting offers from randos offering to setup various crypto currency things to sponsor me or curl.

I will NEVER agree to have my name associated with any crypto currency efforts/scams. There's no room for debate. A hard no.

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Sometimes, I find that writing poetry is the only way to make sense of things.

The Lined Page

Stay away from windows, the message said.
I gave her daughters my Star Wars figures.
Now they and her defiant husband hide.
Her last post spoke of the deep jolt
As missiles erupted the towers in the sand,
Of air becoming flame, transmuting hope to glass.

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Once every couple of years, someone you know will decide they are serious about photography. They will publicly share their deeply unimpressive photos and you will have to pretend they are good. Don't worry, it usually passes in time.

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Quilt top done, sandwich made on kitchen floor as it wouldn't fit on the table, and the pins get stuck in the carpet 😅 I've ordered some cream thread to quilt it with, going with a simple diagonal pattern I think.

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A reminder on International Women's Day that trans women are women, and that true feminism is intersectional.

#internationalwomensday #transwomenarewomen #intersectionalfeminism

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I was looking through yesterdays flower photos for a silent Sunday post, but I definitely failed. I think this one is quite noisy.

#sillyScribbles #bloomScrolling #nonsense

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Lunchtime run.

Had to visit the @WedaleBooks, so difficult 😆 so we made a virtue of a necessity and did the run up to the Broch and had to seek sustenance in The Wild Hare Cafe. 8k but steep, mainly tracks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow_Cast

Anns an t-saoghal chuthach, dhona seo, tèarmann beag sìthe agus socair.

#Stow #ScottishBorders #Broch #running #BorderCollie #Books #DogsOfMastodon #Gaeilge

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The robin came to say hello when I was gardening too, although it refused to pause in a convenient spot where Friend could give it a boop so extraordinary measures were required.

#sillyScribbles #bird #boop

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You know the only way to tell if I've really been gardening or not is whether a new feather folk appears on the timeline.

Tada!

#sillyScribbles #featherFolk

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