evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

It’s 1986 and my mother is shouting at me to stop touching the computer, I’m wasting my life.

It’s 2016 and I am fixing mother’s computer, regaling her about the variety of rich opportunities computer touching has given me in my life.

It’s 2026 and I am cursing my mother for ever letting me touch a computer. I have wasted my life.

@nyanbinary this is my emotional support management interface.

little-known fact: the worst video game ever, E.T., was even more difficult to play on the HP LaserJet.

Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,

I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.

This was a lot of work. I love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqdR7eMqJnc

@da_667 *standing ovation*

I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NO LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM.

I WILL NOT USE IT TO PREDICT THE RAIN. YOUR HOARDING OF HARDWARE HAS CAUSED ME MUCH PAIN.

YOUR STEALING OUR DATA WAS PRETTY LAME, I WISH YOUD FUCK OFF ALL THE SAME.

I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM

@da_667

You're listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of Non Stop ROCK!!!

Nooclear Wessels...

RIP Walter Koenig

bash.org #205895

<auto-jack> one of my users needs to disable their antivirus
<auto-jack> "to run a test."
<Redline> testing their will to be employed

My elegant and graceful daughter, Fennel.

i'm desperate at this point so i guess i'll put out a #getfedihired call.

i've been coding for 12 years, i've been doing linux sysadmin for, like, 5.

i have particular strength in web development, anything C# or .NET, and the Windows API.

no requirements to line of work.

i live in london, UK. i am a dual european and UK citizen, anywhere in europe is fine. i am open to remote (don't mind office days) or possibly relocating elsewhere in the UK (or europe).

RE: https://bog.fan/@TheHag/117498508743525218

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The GDPR may not be perfect - few laws are - but boy would I prefer to have it (or its UK sibling) than not to have it.

If someone wants to abolish the GDPR, my starting point is that they want to do something with people's personal data that I won't like.