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this is a joke please don't take it too seriously 

listen, if:

- sam altman can say that he "will build a super smart AI and then ask it about how to make a return for investors"
- linus torvalds can use genAI to write a script bc apparently python is too hard for him
- and emudhra can use the number 4 as private key

then you can, in fact, achieve your dreams. you are forbidden from having imposter syndrome as of today.

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finally, a private key that current quantum computers can factorize

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I love Sesame Street, I really do. But maybe it's not the place to learn crypto.

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2) Ghostbot. If you're worried your house may be haunted, deploy this...hey, hold on a minute! #SmallRobootsRemastered

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<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
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AI ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND OPENED A LEMONADE STAND

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"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not"
Sticker spotted in NYC

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I'm building a bridge over the creek to get the mower across. Digging holes for all the stumps is hard work, particularly with the occasional floaters germane to being close to a water stream.

But the last hole was by far the easiest! I'll jot it down to improved technique and increased strength from the first five.

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if you take apart a computer, you will find chips. if you take apart the chips you will find transistors. if you take apart the transistors you will find atoms. if you take apart the atoms you will blow up.

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Hey there. After nearly a full year of effort, I've finally released a new update to Suricata: An Operator's Guide.

This new release adds in Chapter 10, a chapter focused on TLS inspection with Suricata.

leanpub.com/suri_operator

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