evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

- Hey, you know how salmon jump up waterfalls on their way to spawn? I managed to catch one on video.

- Nice. You haven't done anything stupid to this amazing, strong, determined, creature have you?

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- I said...

- I heard what you said.

#salmon #Scotland #waterfall #fish #googlyEyes #video #loop

Day 12 of #photOctober2023 and the themes are "on the road" and "panoramic".

This 20yr old panorama shows our old car on the road by Loch Hourn in the Scottish Highlands.

It was stitched together by hand. The camera attempted to assist but it needed a lot of help - so much work compared to just twirling around with your SmartPhone.

It was very satisfying though & I've always liked taking them on paths & roads.

We came from here.

We're going there.

#photography #panorama #Scotland

For fuck's sake, just hire people, they're cheaper

https://gizmodo.com/github-copilot-ai-microsoft-openai-chatgpt-1850915549

Wife took this photo of Pickle, our cat, sat in the window

Ideally it would be a window in *our* house, but I guess you can't have everything

#Pickle #Cat #Intruder #Arsehole

Day 11 of #photOctober2023 and the themes are "from an altitude" and "inside out".

This is an inside room that's outside (part of a Nevis Range mountain bike course) at an altitude of around 650 metres, just up from the Aonoch Mor gondola station.

#photography #Scotland #mountains #mountainBiking

inside of you there are two wolves. how the fuck did you manage that

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

A slide from a presentation I just finished.

Hamas is not an army as such but this is a pedantic point. The perhaps more salient point is that if Israel doesn’t like Hamas, perhaps they should’ve considered this when Israel created Hamas.

I don’t mean this figuratively. I mean it quite directly. Learning recent history can be fun!

Our new home is across two floors. We have an upstairs and a downstairs. We're getting a lift installed so our visitors can access both levels, but it won't be ready by 4th November. Because of this, we're not opening our upstairs galleries to the public until the lift is in.

If people who can't use stairs can't access our upstairs galleries, we've decided that to be fair, these galleries will not be open until the lift is installed.

Once again I have no idea who originally created this, but I salute you.

Largely offline for a few days but have been enjoying keeping up with #photOctober2023 so here's one for today on the theme of agriculture.

This is the face of agriculture, Scottish style. A magnificent beast!

#photography #Scotland #highlandCow #heilanCoo

#inspirational #meme

damn

#Sunday #christianity #meme

“I do not like them on a trident.
I do not like them with Poseidon.
I do not like green eggs and ham”

Dr Zeus

Truly impressive the enormity of the dipshits pushing their business acumen and mastery of capital suddenly finding out businesses have to generate money and they haven’t been fucking doing it this whole time and yet still expect us to peel their grapes for their presence.