Hello, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer,
I have made my first YouTube video. I am bonking goop (malware) with a stick. I've tried to be both technical and non-technical to appeal to all nerds.
This was a lot of work. I love you.
@da_667 *standing ovation*
I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NO LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM.
I WILL NOT USE IT TO PREDICT THE RAIN. YOUR HOARDING OF HARDWARE HAS CAUSED ME MUCH PAIN.
YOUR STEALING OUR DATA WAS PRETTY LAME, I WISH YOUD FUCK OFF ALL THE SAME.
I DO NOT LIKE YOU SAM ALT-MAN, I DO NOT LIKE YOUR AI AND SPAM
@evilstevie
also: planned obsolescence, tech as fashion statement, soldered ram in laptops, batteries built into laptops/phones/the ipod, parts pairing, and so much more shit i can't even think of right now
i'm desperate at this point so i guess i'll put out a #getfedihired call.
i've been coding for 12 years, i've been doing linux sysadmin for, like, 5.
i have particular strength in web development, anything C# or .NET, and the Windows API.
no requirements to line of work.
i live in london, UK. i am a dual european and UK citizen, anywhere in europe is fine. i am open to remote (don't mind office days) or possibly relocating elsewhere in the UK (or europe).
🥪 The big day is here! Looking forward to your #CrispSandwichDay pics (we’ll ask for permission & give credit for any we want to feature on the site. Oh and because of how Mastodon works, you might need to give us a prod if you want us to find them, there’s no global search)
Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.