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5yo has been very worried lately that Partner and I will someday die, which is very touching, but he has also tearfully asked us to make sure we leave behind the PIN for the iPad before we go.

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My attention has been drawn to this packaging design from HP, which presumably someone approved.

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therapist: are these "stakeholders" in the room with us right now?

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If the government can convict Trump, they can convict any one of us who falsifies business records with the intent to commit fraud

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These megabreaches are just emphasizing security isn’t enough you need to be de-risking by driving data purges and asking critical questions of product teams. You need customer location maybe but you don’t need to store a history of it.

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Because of streaming services and the super easy accessibility of music, kids today have a much broader musical taste that older generations have. But they have fuck all attention span and miss out on the sheer joy of experiencing an album, start to finish.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good internet connection, will get up to no good.

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Stop attacking Google for occasional inaccuracies. In general it's been a highly reliable source of good quality information ever since it was invented in 1743 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.

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[mick jagger voice] i see a red duck and i want to make it quack

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1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

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Watching a baby grow into a child, and then teenager, is like watching a drunk person slowly sober up, and then get drunk again.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)