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Sufficiently Advanced Bodging™ is indistinguishable from having used the correct pinout.

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@DinosaurRobo @Wildheart_Baby welcome to the jungle
the waiting room has games
please fill out this intake form
honey i'll help your pain
we have the people with degrees
listening to you breathe
we're gonna wrap up your broken arm
and send you home without disease
in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, feel it charging you a
sha-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa fee, fee
oh, we're gonna stop your bleed!

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As it's been 20 years since I made the original, I thought I'd recreate my "Monitor Slapping" GIF. Except now I'm slapping myself through time....

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seen elsewhere:

"I'm not a Star Wars fan, I actually *like* it."

Oof

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One of the few openly Anti-Fascist voices in uk politics, and he has to wear a bin on his head for the Media to pay him attention.

#London #LondonMayoralElection #CountBinface #Ukpolitics #UKpol

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I'm not saying Boeing murdered the whistleblowers. I'm saying try not to run a company such that people think you MIGHT have.

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Taking off my house hoodie and putting on my professional hoodie for a videoconference.

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When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I just sleep in til noon. Because I’m a problem-solver.

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the upside of having ADHD is that I can complete a month's worth of work for a whole team in the space of a weekend and a couple of evenings.

the downside of having ADHD is that I keep putting myself in situations where I need to complete a month's worth of work for a whole team in the space of a weekend and a couple of evenings.

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beans beans the wonderful fruit

the more you eat the more you post on mastodon

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Great, now the terfs are coming for self-medding.

I know pretty much all trans people already know this, but perhaps it needs saying.

NEVER TALK TO JOURNALISTS ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH BEING TRANS. ESPECIALLY NOT IF THEY ARE FROM THE GUARDIAN AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT SELF-MEDICATION.

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My million dollar idea I want someone to steal and do, so I can be a customer.

"Dumb Stuff" we sell electronic appliances that aren't Internet connected. That's all.

That's it. That's the pitch. I would buy the <bleep> out of this company if their electronic gadgets were even half way decent, and repairable.

Electronic, no wifi, regular screws to open it up. That's it. Do those three things, and you can be sold by this store.

I will pay this business to curate and find these devices for me.

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Devs sometimes talk about being "close to the metal" but there is no other software engineering team in the world right now that are simultaneously working as close to and as far away from the metal as the people keeping Voyager working.

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"I deleted keys generated by our TV for 5 straight minutes. 5 Minutes of like 200BPM clicking. I restarted. Everything worked again. I laughed so hard I cried. I felt like I'd solved a murder."

Tech people, THIS IS A GREAT FANTASIC READ!!!

The title is, "DO NOT BUY HISENSE TV'S"

cohost.org/ghoulnoise/post/528
#Tech #Android #TV #Debug

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)