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i've had it up to here with tom cruise

*holds hand horizontal about nipple height*

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@evilstevie I know, right! The Real World is virtually unplayable right now.

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Does anyone fancy their hand at being PM? Call me maverick, but I think next time we should take a break from the norm and have one who isn't a sociopath that exploits the role as a get-rich(er)-quicker scheme while the rest of the world burns.
#northsea #Sunak

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Hi, is that Rentokill.

Yes, how can we help

I'd like you to kill my co-worker

Sorry we only kill pests

Well he's a sex pest.

*click* hello, hello

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30 July 2023
TFL
London

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to request the addition of upper windscreen wipers for double decker buses. For those sat in the front seats, it's very difficult to ensure the safe operation of pretending to drive the bus.

Thank you for your consideration.

Best,
Charles

holy poop, I'm sorta-kinda-nearly back up again.
house moves are really bad for small systems :(

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What struck me most about those who rioted was how long they waited. The restraint they showed. Not the spontaneity, the restraint. They waited and waited for justice and it didn’t come. No one talks about that.

- Toni Morrison

#AbolishPolice #Abolition #anarchism #activism #Protest

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I wish every

person who would like to make the fediverse more like corporate social media

a very

go back to the corporate social media you like so much

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People acting like AI invented bullshit on the internet. It learned it from us.

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My husband had to wait for 6 years to capture this view of #TheNeedles.

Taken as the #moon set at 4.30 am last summer. This shot is only possible a couple of times each year. He almost had it in 2016 but it was slightly too breezy and the telephoto lens couldn't keep in focus.

It causes controversy as some think it's fake, I promise you that it is not. It involved much research, persistence and luck with the weather! It's the cover shot on our 2024 calendar #IsleofWight #photography

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A Matt Bors classic from a decade ago.

I'm still sad that he quit doing political cartoons.

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With musings on witchly matters such as apprenticeships, attire, magic, gods, monsters and (of course) Feegles, and containing annotations from your favourite witches, Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch will be hitting both virtual and actual shelves in October 2023. #TiffanyAching

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30,000 tons reaction mass - escaping earth's gravity well
1300 tons remass - orbital docking
4600 tons remass - slingshot maneuver around the moon
720 tons remass - miscellaneous course corrections
890,000 tons remass - firing up the main drive to create thrust gravity every time the ship's cat wants to take a poop

someone who is good at orbital mechanics please help me, my interplanetary expedition is dying

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