evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

corporations: nyehehe, you see, dear customer, the responsibility for climate change falls unto you, not us! nyeheheheh!

EU commission: Okay, since a majority of european citizens feel like they need to take responsibility for climate change, we have proposed a law that will make them able to repair and recycle their own e-waste

corporations: wait no-

baby oil

Analog gauges with eink backgrounds are a fucking banger and I need 16 of them

Everyone on earth has LGBTQ2+ people in their families whether they know it or not.

You can make them feel included and safe in schools, workplaces, and society, or you can promote painfully excluded lives that often lead to high suicide rates by being ignorant.

Choose kindness.

#Pride

When I look up at Mars, shining brightly in the night sky, I find myself filled with hope that one day I will be able to point and say "See? That's where all the billionaires died."

@hacks4pancakes

Imma throw out this phone

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

Recently adopted a macro lens for my LUMIX S5 and honestly it's been an absolute joy exploring the world through a new perspective.

I'm not into focus stacking or maximizing depth of field though, quite the opposite. It's the shallow focus that I love so much, and working a composition from subjects at a small scale.

#Sigma105mm #MacroPhotography #Outback #macro #Lumix #photography

Banks: We want all employees back in the office. Face-to-face interaction is the best way to develop a meaningful and collaborative culture.

Also banks: We're closing our physical branches. Customers can bank with us using the Internet, or phone us and sit on hold for 3 hours. Face-to-face interaction isn't needed anymore.

THE INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET: what if I told you that you could communicate with idiots from all over the world

#programming #meme

Quick lunchtime scribble on a photo of some forget-me-not flowers fighting their way up through a hole in a wall.

#photography #flowers #drawing

This guy knows.
#HDMI
#GMC

EDIT: Alt text added to photo.

starting off here with my most successful tweet, i'm afraid it's only downhill from here

I saw this moveie as a kid, and for weeks my mom had to reassure me that we would find Earth before Baltar's treasonous ways would cause our colony's destruction.

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Flicker
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