evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

It could happen to any one of us: Get a war surplus grenade launcher in the office Secret Santa, accidentally destroy the office minutes later. Any one of us.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64010682

When even the *BBC* start putting up articles about Twitter blocking Mastodon - you know the birdman has screwed up big time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-63999452

It is a truism that furries make the internet go, but we must remember there are scalies in the mix too. I know of many a vital system that still runs on a mainframe and that is maintained by a team of dedicated COBOLds.

Just settin up my exhbtn…

*Kidzbop song plays* my 4yo: they were 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 to say "fuck"

Yer man Kim Jong-un has a new rocket motor he wants to show off. Trouser width, sadly, has been censored. So much for free speech. #KimJongUnTrouserWatch

@evilstevie hundreds of cats are abducted by sheep every year, so sad

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How to be a dog in two easy steps

I cannot put off doing chores any longer, but one last photo from earlier because the sign made me chuckle.

It felt... redundant.

#photo #sign #snow

if you subscribe to Mastodon Blue, you're allowed to fuck the extinct elephant dinosaur

Full moonlight 5🌕

Nikon F3P
85mm F1.4
Ilford Ortho Plus 80
HC-110
#believeinfilm #ilfordphoto

This is the creepiest of Christmas tunes isn't it? Far too sinister.

#silly #cat #santa #festive #CatsOfMastodon #GoodOrBad #NaughtyOrNice

@yaldi glad I organized my memes folder yesterday

Welcome new users to the #fediverse some important #feditips to get you started.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

Have you been naughty or nice? Not long now until the Festive Fluff Monster of Judgement appears under your tree.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar

I think the big moment where it all went wrong for Elon Musk was when he spent over $40b on a website full of battle hardened shitposters who don’t like him.

Drama at Al's barber shop as Chewie asks for a perm.

#LEGOdrama

I guess I'd be pissed off too if I spent all that money for a private jet and then found out it didn't actually make me invisible.

1. Paleolithic.
2. Mesolithic.
3. Neolithic.
4. Bronze Age.
5. Iron Age.
6. Antiquity.
7. The Middle Ages.
8. The Renaissance.
9. The Modern Age.
10. The Dangerously Dim-Witted Wealthy Narcissist Age.
11. [discontinued]

#history #extinction