evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

omg they even ate the bones

The best thing I've ever done as an IT professional is install adblockers for elderly and non-computer-literate clients. Everyone should use them. It's not even just an aesthetics thing, it's an "ads are responsible for serving tons of malicious scripts that trick people into calling numbers or clicking links that lead to scammy shit" thing.

Fuck ads.

Wenn sie noch nie einen glücklichen Baumpilz gesehen haben.

Bitte schön:

@mikegalsworthy I keep seeing warnings from the info sec guys that it’s best to hold onto your account over there, but lock and don’t use. To prevent identity theft in future. After the QElon crud of this past week I’m done with it though.

Just a reminder for all you mastodonians that my book and calendar are still available and would make great Christmas presents… BOOK: https://shop.printtrail.com/product/chris-barker-brush-strokes-book/
CALENDAR: https://shop.printtrail.com/product/the-art-of-light-entertainment-calendar-2023/

All cosy and comfy back at home now :)

Went for a pleasing walk by the river earlier.

Water surprisingly still.

Sky surprisingly wibbly.

#Photo #River #Water #Reflection #UpsideDown #Scotland #Trossachs

And big special thanks to all at the Cardiothoracic unit and Ward 32 at #JamesCookHospital who were truly wonderful :)

Imagine how shitty you have to be to get booed by people who are still willing to pay money to go see Dave Chapelle

This quote by Carl Sagan hangs in my office. #science

This doctor office has some real bangers

audrey turns irate
loretta goes into a snit
evelyn becomes vexed
harriet has a fit of pique
dorothy gets slightly miffed

I've worked out why my posts don't get more interactions and engagement, it's that everyone is jealous that I'm the bestest, smartest boy.

Had a tough day on Facebook. I still don’t know what you’re supposed to comment under a photo of a new baby, but I’ve learned it isn’t ‘Yikes’.

Well that's good news. Scottish govt. and Unite have negotiated a new pay offer which means the NHS Scotland industrial action has been called off.

It's nice to get a wee hint now and then that there are some grown-ups in government.

https://www.unitetheunion.org/news-events/news/2022/december/unite-confirms-nhs-scotland-vote-to-accept-improved-pay-offer/

#Scotland #unite #strikes #NHS

Status update! Had the 'orrible tube and bag removed and am going to be discharged from hospital tomorrow!

These are cute! https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2022/12/masayuki-oki-cats/

I like people who take a knee to protest injustice, rather than those who want to shred the Constitution.

Today we have a fluffy cat that has seen things on the naughty list that it does NOT want to discuss.

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar #cat #catsofmastodon