evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

The axolotl smiles because it knows the joy of murder

ME: Is the fish here boned before cooking?

WAITER: That's just an ugly rumor, and anyway we fired that chef last week.

ME: ...what?

I thought you might need to see this.
#MeanwhileInCanada

Time for a cheerful dog-faced owl sitting on a reindeer.

Because why not?

#FluffyAdvent #silly #festive #Christmas #creature #picture #AdventCalendar #owl #reindeer

I have to give microsoft props for making the best of all the virtualization acceleration solutions across all the operating systems.
KVM? hvf? Haxm? all have their drawbacks.
For the windows hypervisor you never run into any of those problems, because IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS

Actually #heartwarming wheelchair healthcare story.

Meanwhile in Norway 🇳🇴: "Man (74) sails his fishing boat into a navy live fire exercise and refuses to move because he had reserved the spot first". This is the kind of pettiness we can all get behind. #APILN

https://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/jan-74-nektet-a-flytte-seg/77991218

Maybe my favourite ever spoof infographic.

Anyone got a paper dress?

#strawberries #snow

#caturday #xmas

You'll never believe what happened today while you were away.

This. First is a letter by a little girl named Madeline.
Followed by the official response on Unicorn Licensing. 🦄

😳

Photographer Renatas Jakaitis captured this unintended moment when three fallow-deer were walking along a path and the sound of her camera caught their attention. Like an optical illusion, the deer appeared as one body with three almost identical heads.

jeez, these #raspberrypi cases are getting kinda big but ok i guess

Bittens :)

Putin’s press office denies claims that he fell down the stairs and shat himself. That’s a yes then.

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-responds-report-putin-fell-down-stairs-soiled-himself-1765062

Well, if you're interested in such things, I wrote up a case study on the Raspberry Pi thing that happened yesterday/today

https://eiara.nz/posts/2022/Dec/09/a-case-study-on-raspberry-pis-incident-on-the-fediverse/