evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@eclectech oooh hello! go on, how big's yours?
(my original tenor's gathering dust sadly, did get a somewhat more portable soprano to tootle on, but it's not successful so far and have kinda given up for now. did borrow a nice bari for a while, that was awesome fun if a bit heavy on the neckstrap)
@mattround time-release landmines. every minute and/or grunt anothet one randomly activates.
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Early American Chinese restaurant menus were designed to be parsed as SQL.
@gsuberland they've served their time, give them a retirement
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Right. A ftiend of mine is trying to find a junior developer role in an EU country for a 19yo trans woman with an EU passport who has to escape abusive parents. She's at the "Writes her own operating system" level, so not your average 19yo.
Anyone hiring? Links to job specs or adverts appreciated.
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If reviewing code is harder than writing it, and you use AI to generate code you couldn't write yourself, you're neither the programmer nor the reviewer.
You're a rubber duck with merge permissions.
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@anon_opin Star Wars had a standard 'Restraining Bolt' for droids.
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Was able to get a bit more detail on the Moon in this one with Venus over the upper edge.
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How to create an account on #WSocial in 13 easy steps:
choose a username
choose a password
choose your interests
download the #WIdentity app to your phone (two options: Apple AppStore of Google Play Store)
scan a QR code
create a PIN code
(optional: enable biometrics; re-enter PIN)
choose whether you simply want to verify that you're human or if you also want to verify your name
choose the verification method (automatic photo review, request a manual review or scan your passport chip)
scan your passport's picture page
scan your passport's chip
take a selfie
scan a QR code to link the W Identity to your W Social account
enter your PIN code
Congratulations, you're verified*!
(* for two years)
Demonstration in all its simple glory here:
📺: https://inv.nadeko.net/Vcq4MiabpEQ
Please save this toot as reference if you ever hear somebody say that IT'S TOO COMPLICATED TO JOIN THE FEDIVERSE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PICK A SERVER 🤡
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These days the tech industry feels like the Titanic, except it's the middle of the day and every passenger and sailor on board can clearly see the iceberg. But if you mention it to the captain or any of his officers they scream back at you WAIT UNTIL THE NEW MODEL THIS TECHNOLOGY IS INEVITABLE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND FULL STEAM AHEAD.
But the iceberg is still there and doesn't really care about the opinions of a bunch of delusional middle-aged men with text generators for girlfriends.
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@gangrif @SwiftOnSecurity ....and legend has it that guy is still waiting for his computer to reboot to this day
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Your characters are banned, from a place, or engaging in a certain activity. What clever work around do they find?
#Pride #writing #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #ttrpg #dnd #GameDev
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Zayo Group paid ShinyHunters ransomware group to hide their breach.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
