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There should be a mandatory GCSE in Life Skills. By the time you leave school you should know how to change a car wheel, wire a plug, stop a dripping tap, how to wallpaper and paint, being able to cook simple meals from scratch, alongside financial skills like budgeting.

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@Viss

chipotle is totally logical as a source of programming and other information. i can't think of a more perfect example of "garbage in, garbage out" than chipotle.

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I am in the latest issue of Northampton Poetry Review and Alan Moore in there as well - includes my just stop oil poem and “Not All Men” piece #poetry #writing #writingcommunity #creativity

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@Viss @da_667 that said, does anyone need a Business Continuity Architect? 👀

I'm available 🙋🏻‍♂️
#FediHire

@Viss my favourite dr scenario included that the primary dc was under a flight path. and *all* of IT was within yards of that dc.
the COO could not wrap his head around why my planning included non-IT-folks levels of documentation in case, you know, plane+dc interaction.

still they went cloudy since then so it's all safe from harm and outages now /s

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476) Flagbot. Keep up with a rapidly-changing political landscape with this chameleonic flag robot which can shift the patterns on its surface at a moment's notice. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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More moss from the woods today. It was looking very fine in the sunshine.

#sillyScribbles #mosstodon

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If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.

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475) Diarybot. Keep your private musings safe with this security-conscious robot. If the tamper-proof lock isn't deterrent enough, it can deliver stern looks, little kicks or, failing that, it can just run and hide. #SmallRobotsRemastered

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Stealing art to train an image-generation model is also known as the six-finger discount.
#AI

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I keep getting offers from randos offering to setup various crypto currency things to sponsor me or curl.

I will NEVER agree to have my name associated with any crypto currency efforts/scams. There's no room for debate. A hard no.

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Sometimes, I find that writing poetry is the only way to make sense of things.

The Lined Page

Stay away from windows, the message said.
I gave her daughters my Star Wars figures.
Now they and her defiant husband hide.
Her last post spoke of the deep jolt
As missiles erupted the towers in the sand,
Of air becoming flame, transmuting hope to glass.

@anon_opin I am in this comment and am deeply ashamed :)

though it was my wife going through the carefully archived pics looking for photos of an event and querying my (or her) sanity on finding many, many photos of a single doorknob* that was funniest.

* I was learning how multilight flashes interacted and needed something stationary and spherical-ish. I do agree that it was Actually Odd, though not intended to be seen by anyone else

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)