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Unclear if the crab transport box is required or if I could just carry an emotional support crab in my pocket for 14 hours

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We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB

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"If you lose an item inside your seat, please call for assistance"

me [distraught, whispering to a flight attendant]: my crab

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@jonty tell me you bought their freedom with a side order of crabs-on-the-loose chaos. please?

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A Christian asking what makes it morally wrong to hurt people if there’s no god is such a self report

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A slight #Introduction

Hello I'm James. I've bounced around the internet under the handles of SeniorCitizenKane, or MisterPants, and lastly as Mayornaise.

I'm socially awkward and shy irl, very much an introvert.

I do a lot of Like and Boost, less so self penned toots. I'm recovering from a serious stroke, and that took away my funny creative toot making.

I've been a guitarist my whole life, the stroke ended that as well, but I'm struggling to play again if I can get my fingers to cooperate. I'll get there. If nothing else I am an eternal optimist.

I come in Peace and Love, and if I appear odd or ugly, I apologize in advance. My brain is trying.

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Good morning! It’s #bookshopday today, a chance to support your #localbookshop wherever you are.

We are closed this week but you can support us by liking posts, signing up to our newsletter and buying books online through @bookshop_org_uk or audiobooks through @librofm - or leaving a review on Tripadvisor or Google.
Please pop into your nearest bookshop wherever you are today and help support local businesses, not billionaires. X

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I’m trying really hard to be a glass-is-half-full kind of person, but the glass is half-full of shit.

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@mattround I... no. I can't. if you start up a 100%ers club, I'm your guy.
all stuff charged, all the time

@Richard_Littler they could have given him a madey-uppy Nobel War Prize instead

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Your occasional reminder that Jeff Bridges has been hand-drawing his web site for decades jeffbridges.com

@bleepbloop have you tried just deleting the documents instead? after a while people leave you alone about them...
for alternative software I suggest vlc and a nice movie instead :)

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I used to wonder how IBM could possibly consent to create a system to help Hitler organize his concentration camps.

Then I look around at all the tech companies aligning with fascism today.

@JennyList @frameworkcomputer wait, what?
what the heck are Framework up to? oh poop, had been looking at one of their smaller laptops as my next daily driver :(

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)