evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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Yesterday I interviewed a ridiculously clever person from @nvidia about chip design and the future of computing. We agreed that Voyager's Bio-neural circuitry is the way forward but it'll take a while. Also, I love my job.
@foone <cries in pre-HDD age>
5th computer (though first was a temp-loan Commodore Pet) in our house was an Arch A400 with (iirc) 20mb of hard disk.
first one I took apart fully was my 486 with its chonky 40mb ide drive. used to love going to sleep while defragging that thing :)
still, my phone has a terabyte of micro-sd in it today, so that's progress I guess
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I'm looking for a new job doing security assessments / research.
I spent the last 6 years building advanced security assessment capabilities around hardware/IoT, industrial, marine OT, and x86 platforms. Before that I spent 5 years as a pentester. I excel at weird and novel stuff with no template.
I'm in the UK and I'm looking for a full-time remote role.
CV: https://poly.nomial.co.uk/graham_sutherland.pdf
Please get in touch if you know of any available roles! :)
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The UK online safety act, giving protection from non UK websites.
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A group of 20-somethings with names like "Big Balls" gain unauthorized access to your servers, delete data, take your website down, and now you can't serve your customers and your organization goes belly up unless you pay money to a mafia boss.
Sounds a lot like ransomware, doesn't it? When your government starts imitating ransomware playbooks, it's a four-alarm fire. At least in theory one can negotiate with ransomware actors.
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Could this be a cuff link?
If this is a cuff link then I know what it is.
If it's *not* a cuff link I have no idea what it is, but it's living in my desk drawer 🤷♀️
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the reviews of How Git Works make me so happy to read, my goal was to help people form a clear mental model of Git and it's amazing to hear it's actually working ❤
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@gsuberland learn the intro to Van Halen"s Hot for Teacher :)
@mattround I trust your response was along the lines of "4 or so in your mouth, couple of packs in each hand, maybe 4 or 5 packs in your handbag, possibly a whole lot in your suitcase if you haven't already filled it with socks"
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I've been laid off.
If somebody needs a person with almost 13 years in IT, knowing PHP (7 y.), JavaScript/jQuery (5+ y.), HTML5+CSS3, SQL, slight knowledge of Python and React and experience in fields like 2D design or sound production, please tell me. I've worked with SCADAs, CMMSs, corporate travel and congress management, e-commerce, food and industrial sectors. Business proficiency in English; can speak Catalan.
I can learn quick. Either on-site work in Valencia, Spain, or remote from anywhere in the EU. Inclusive company is a must. Can provide CV in English.
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An Incel and Excel: both great at falsely assuming something is a date.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
