Almost exactly 22 years ago, someone called Louise used the contact form of my daft vole-themed site (yes, I've had more than one) to ask:
"i am trying to find out how many fags i can bring back benidorm can you help at all thanks"
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@mattround I trust your response was along the lines of "4 or so in your mouth, couple of packs in each hand, maybe 4 or 5 packs in your handbag, possibly a whole lot in your suitcase if you haven't already filled it with socks"
