evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@lowqualityfacts sounds fair, but he has to personally hand-deliver every warhead. 5s fuses should be enough for him to get out of the blast-radius, yes?
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The queen died a year ago today. This was a standout moment, may this tweet always live in our collective memories.
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Okay this is messing with my head.
Arkansas borders 6 states and it's possible to travel south to enter all of them.
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Life is short. Use the fancy olive oil and the special salt. Drink the expensive wine and the fine spirits you've been saving. Get out the nice plates you're worried will break. Buy the guillotine you've had your eye on. Stake out and learn the routines of billionaires. Blow that rainy day money on turning inside sources. Don't waste your life on what-ifs. Behead them all and let the revolution sing.
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Star Trek trivia: If you turn off the safety protocols, it becomes the yolodeck.
@travels_and_hats le chat miaou, la vache meuh, le poulet cot cot, le cochon groin groin
le chat heureux ronron :)
@travels_and_hats oh boy, you need some french comics. the descriptive noise-words are awesome
@glaist@mas.to nah, controller per unit, must be jbod ;)
@wandrew we don't kink-shame here
@aldroid 3d printer after 58 minutes: ooh, I know, maybe you want some extruder-spaghetti now? I make you some!
brain: told you so...
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Rock bottom is polished to a mirror's finish.
@travels_and_hats Banbury has a candyfloss-making robot...
not the greatest floss, but 10/10 robot show
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Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
@travels_and_hats *waves* howdy!
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Techbros: self driving cars are inevitable!
Also techbros: prove you are human by performing a task that computers can’t do, like identifying traffic lights.
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Elon Musk has been working with open anti-Semites this week to mobilize people against the Anti-Defamation League, blaming declining advertising sales (caused by his efforts to welcome self-declared Nazis back to Twitter) on Jewish people.
Now, in dialogue with one of these bigots, Musk is promising to do a "giant data dump" on the ADL and other groups, with the presumable goal of enabling anti-Semites to harass, attack, and kill people.
In 2022, we warned that Musk took over Twitter with the explicit goal of seizing territory for the far right, but even we didn't expect it to go so far, so fast.
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Death to fascism.🏴
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
