We should give Elon Musk full control over the world's entire nuclear arsenal so he doesn't have to deal with the stress of whether or not his actions will lead to nuclear war. The man is under a lot of pressure. It's only fair.
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@lowqualityfacts sounds fair, but he has to personally hand-deliver every warhead. 5s fuses should be enough for him to get out of the blast-radius, yes?
