evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

A Matt Bors classic from a decade ago.

I'm still sad that he quit doing political cartoons.

With musings on witchly matters such as apprenticeships, attire, magic, gods, monsters and (of course) Feegles, and containing annotations from your favourite witches, Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch will be hitting both virtual and actual shelves in October 2023. #TiffanyAching

30,000 tons reaction mass - escaping earth's gravity well
1300 tons remass - orbital docking
4600 tons remass - slingshot maneuver around the moon
720 tons remass - miscellaneous course corrections
890,000 tons remass - firing up the main drive to create thrust gravity every time the ship's cat wants to take a poop

someone who is good at orbital mechanics please help me, my interplanetary expedition is dying

corporations: nyehehe, you see, dear customer, the responsibility for climate change falls unto you, not us! nyeheheheh!

EU commission: Okay, since a majority of european citizens feel like they need to take responsibility for climate change, we have proposed a law that will make them able to repair and recycle their own e-waste

corporations: wait no-

baby oil

Analog gauges with eink backgrounds are a fucking banger and I need 16 of them

Everyone on earth has LGBTQ2+ people in their families whether they know it or not.

You can make them feel included and safe in schools, workplaces, and society, or you can promote painfully excluded lives that often lead to high suicide rates by being ignorant.

Choose kindness.

#Pride

When I look up at Mars, shining brightly in the night sky, I find myself filled with hope that one day I will be able to point and say "See? That's where all the billionaires died."

@hacks4pancakes

Imma throw out this phone

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

Recently adopted a macro lens for my LUMIX S5 and honestly it's been an absolute joy exploring the world through a new perspective.

I'm not into focus stacking or maximizing depth of field though, quite the opposite. It's the shallow focus that I love so much, and working a composition from subjects at a small scale.

#Sigma105mm #MacroPhotography #Outback #macro #Lumix #photography

Banks: We want all employees back in the office. Face-to-face interaction is the best way to develop a meaningful and collaborative culture.

Also banks: We're closing our physical branches. Customers can bank with us using the Internet, or phone us and sit on hold for 3 hours. Face-to-face interaction isn't needed anymore.

THE INVENTOR OF THE INTERNET: what if I told you that you could communicate with idiots from all over the world

#programming #meme

Quick lunchtime scribble on a photo of some forget-me-not flowers fighting their way up through a hole in a wall.

#photography #flowers #drawing