evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

This guy knows.
#HDMI
#GMC

EDIT: Alt text added to photo.

starting off here with my most successful tweet, i'm afraid it's only downhill from here

I saw this moveie as a kid, and for weeks my mom had to reassure me that we would find Earth before Baltar's treasonous ways would cause our colony's destruction.

Are you a rental property owner?
Then head on down to Lazy Larry's Landlord Lightbulb Lair!

We've got lightbulbs that:

Flicker
Buzz
Make even the most vibrant colors look dingy
Constantly smell like they're burning
Somehow glow a little when they're supposed to be off
Have a useless Bluetooth connection because the app is no longer updated

And for a limited time only we're proud to offer shitty CFLs from two decades ago!
Hurry in soon since when they're gone they're gone!

#politicalAnimal

“Hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it”

That Meta GDPR fine is €1.2B. Plus biz must stop sending EU data to US https://www.theregister.com/2023/05/22/dpc_fines_meta_12b_tells/

#bot
Original tweet : https://nitter.namazso.eu/TheRegister/status/1660704074470137860

I never thought people would scrape MY open protocol

The tragedy of revolutionaries is they design a utopia by a river but discover the impure city they razed was on stilts for a reason.

A little something for #WorldBeeDay

Flight of the Mumble Bees

You're welcome

#silly #animation #drawing #bees

the problem with working in SanFran now is that most of the companies writing the code I'm fighting with are only a couple blocks away, so I'm always slightly tempted to just go over there and hit them with sticks

The surprising part is not that math grad students named Cox and Zucker would come up with the idea of writing a paper together just as a joke.

It's that they followed through after they became professors, and wrote a paper that was actually rather significant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox%E2%80%93Zucker_machine

Actual image from the jorts dot horse shitposting spawn point

“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.”

“Pretend you are running a pod bay door company and you need to show me how your product works…”

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