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@Richard_Littler you forgot
"tripping and landing face-down on lego with your hands tied behind your back"
and
"passing a rather large kidney-stone"
I think

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@cararemixed hard-agree on LLM-generated code. folks at my place have openly admitted (in public) to vibe-coding, then likened it to having a toddler code while you steer.
that really doesn't sound like fun or progress to me :(

@ozzelot @cararemixed my current place is very much AI-positive and encourages the use of senior-moments-Clippy (sorry, Copilot). I'm happily still in my "haven't touched an LLM, don't want to touch an LLM" phase of AI adoption. expert-system / machine-learning on closed datasets is about my hard-stop.
don't get me started on image-generation and voice-generation... if the thinking-sand was meant to talk to me I wouldn't have muted it on day 1.

@hypnogoria I am *so* not morning-folks today.
my requirements for my next home are being updated to include "underground shelter from the summer" - not something I'd really thought about too much in the UK Midlands previously...

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Used the eclipse to make some little doodles that can only be seen at very specific times

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@anon_opin cake... shed...
I feel like I've missed something.
those words go together like pasta floor.
there is some vague connection but you're not going to try eating the result.
go on, someone horrify me. what is a cake shed?

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Once in their lifetime, every trans person who is physically and financially able is expected to make a pilgrimage to IKEA. This is known as the Blå Hajj.

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I didn't have "coordinate a rolling DDOS on parts of Iceland and Spain" on my to-do list for this morning but every day is a surprise

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I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse!

Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again.

jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse_w

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To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argues with me on the subject after that.

@gsuberland @da_667 @SwiftOnSecurity also dirt/moisture on the outside of the headlight housing causes massive glare. old cars, dirty headlights were dimmer. new cars, dirty headlights are just as bright but set to broadcast mode :(

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