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@gsuberland I fear asking, but need to know... "tonka"???
as in the steel/plastic yellow construction toys?
that's an odd choice, even for crabcore brewery

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"Even we gets a reflecting pool, don't we, precious? Yes, we do, my love."

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RE: social.overheid.nl/@BZKopensou

Sweet. Dutch government needed improved accessibility for its social.overheid.nl Mastodon instance. It decided to cofinance this, and the features landed in the brand new 4.6 release. “In this way we invest in our own communication tools and those of the full fediverse at once.”

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Say what you like about David Cameron. He campaigned on the slogan "Broken Britain" and by the time his party left office they'd delivered one.

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instance admins are the real heroes of the fediverse and open social web.

they turn our software into real communities.

so let's not forget them, and everything they do for us.

pay them, thank them, remember them. they are the glue of this whole network.

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Just like a monarchy is ruled by a monarch, an anarchy is usually ruled by an anarch, a fiercely competent individual who keeps insisting they are not the leader, just want to do their thing, and should not be looked up to and has everything made their responsibility against their will.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Live, Laugh, Lobotomy" Pin. In this economy, it's as good a retirement plan as any.
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@eclectech oooh hello! go on, how big's yours?
(my original tenor's gathering dust sadly, did get a somewhat more portable soprano to tootle on, but it's not successful so far and have kinda given up for now. did borrow a nice bari for a while, that was awesome fun if a bit heavy on the neckstrap)

@mattround time-release landmines. every minute and/or grunt anothet one randomly activates.

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Early American Chinese restaurant menus were designed to be parsed as SQL.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)