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We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB

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"If you lose an item inside your seat, please call for assistance"

me [distraught, whispering to a flight attendant]: my crab

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@jonty tell me you bought their freedom with a side order of crabs-on-the-loose chaos. please?

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A Christian asking what makes it morally wrong to hurt people if there’s no god is such a self report

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A slight #Introduction

Hello I'm James. I've bounced around the internet under the handles of SeniorCitizenKane, or MisterPants, and lastly as Mayornaise.

I'm socially awkward and shy irl, very much an introvert.

I do a lot of Like and Boost, less so self penned toots. I'm recovering from a serious stroke, and that took away my funny creative toot making.

I've been a guitarist my whole life, the stroke ended that as well, but I'm struggling to play again if I can get my fingers to cooperate. I'll get there. If nothing else I am an eternal optimist.

I come in Peace and Love, and if I appear odd or ugly, I apologize in advance. My brain is trying.

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Good morning! It’s #bookshopday today, a chance to support your #localbookshop wherever you are.

We are closed this week but you can support us by liking posts, signing up to our newsletter and buying books online through @bookshop_org_uk or audiobooks through @librofm - or leaving a review on Tripadvisor or Google.
Please pop into your nearest bookshop wherever you are today and help support local businesses, not billionaires. X

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I’m trying really hard to be a glass-is-half-full kind of person, but the glass is half-full of shit.

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@mattround I... no. I can't. if you start up a 100%ers club, I'm your guy.
all stuff charged, all the time

@Richard_Littler they could have given him a madey-uppy Nobel War Prize instead

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Your occasional reminder that Jeff Bridges has been hand-drawing his web site for decades jeffbridges.com

@bleepbloop have you tried just deleting the documents instead? after a while people leave you alone about them...
for alternative software I suggest vlc and a nice movie instead :)

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I used to wonder how IBM could possibly consent to create a system to help Hitler organize his concentration camps.

Then I look around at all the tech companies aligning with fascism today.

@JennyList @frameworkcomputer wait, what?
what the heck are Framework up to? oh poop, had been looking at one of their smaller laptops as my next daily driver :(

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Just noticed it’s gone past 50 million reloads, well done everyone, a v productive use of our time & resources! vole.wtf/reload-clicker/

@anon_opin is it cumulative? still bad if we're giving them gin with their tablets, more bad, or less bad?
I'm leaving morphine out of the discussion as most toddlers seem to behave like they have a serious morphine habit anyway

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)