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@abartlet @anon_opin or if they state how it breaks down, eg "our staff have over 600 years industry-experience in this field between the four of them"

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@IanDSmith Achillean task: you're really good at this. Just don't fuck up one specific thing.

Thesean task: no part of your original plan or instructions will remain by the time it's done.

Hermetian task: your entire job is to courier messages back and forth between other people.

Odyssean task: the vast majority of your time will be spent on sidetracks.

Pandorean task: you're going to regret doing this, but you just can't let it go.

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I have a collection of stink pipe postcards on #PokemonGo, because I am a massive child at heart. Thanks @clyse.bsky.social for my latest addition 💖

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Microsoft will get owned using creds stolen from Recall on one of their staff's systems

(this one is less of a prediction and more of a "please I need this to happen because it would be a gem of pure amusement in an otherwise cold and indifferent world")

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HAPPY NEW YEAR lovely people of the fediverse 😁 May it be bouncy and joyful for you all.

#sillyScribbles #happyNewYear

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Two smartly-dressed people with clipboards at the gate: “We're here to spread some positivity in the New Year”
Me yelling out the window: “No thanks!”

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for our New Years party i have made a doom map of our apartment for the party guests to deathmatch in

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I get why people keep saying going viral is awful, you shouldn't want that, etc etc; must be a nightmare if it's for something personal/political/'controversial'
But a creative/daft thing that's slightly distanced from you? You still get annoying replies, but overall it's pretty fucking great

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Applause for the marketing team who turned this bug into a feature

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I think this is really neat: a map of where you can get to by train within 8 hours from any European train station. Hooray for trains. chronotrains.com/en

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It has now been 6 years since I was banned from home decor.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)