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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@JennyList @spv @trans_rescue I see your ThinkPad remote keyboard and raise you a "stolen/repurposed kvm keyboard from a rack being decommed" ;)
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
Specialises in debugging.
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The new Starbucks CEO, Brian Niccol, is going to commute to the office 3 days a week by private jet.
Don't forget to take your reusable cup to the coffee shop!
#climate #ClimateCollapse #environment #EatTheRich
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/23/business/starbucks-ceo-brian-niccol-private-jet/index.html
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@MattMerk I have to admit it's a new word to me, but the concept made sense enough to be able to google-fu through it :)
My reading is more consume-consume-consume and analysing the contents rather than analyse the writer's methodology and structuring
@MattMerk multiperspectivity?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiperspectivity
maybe multivocal narration if different characters present their own perspectives?
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I mean in some ways being up there is safer than the ground, where Boeing assassins live.
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It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name.
@fesshole especially if you do it the Joaquin Phoenix way in Gladiator.
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Friend: What do you play games on?
Me: I play games on a switch!
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Huh.
So, just now I learned that you can convert miles to kilometers with the Fibonacci sequence?
A mile is 1.609 kilometers.
The Golden Ratio, the ratio between Fibonacci numbers as they get large, is 1.618.
So, within about 1%. And large doesn't need to be that large, it's actually pretty accurate from about 8 onwards.
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 etc etc
5 miles is 8 km.
21 miles is 34 km.
89 miles is 144 km.
etc etc.
Kinda neat IMO.
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I run a small tech startup. Was struggling to get second round investment, so we rebranded everything with AI this and AI that. Investors suddenly falling over themselves to give us money. We don't, and never will, use AI for anything in our company or products we sell.
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They say big trucks are just a reality if you want to make deliveries in the city.
I say there's other ways to solve the "last-mile" problem...
There's your beer kegs—sorted.
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The past year has been amazing. From marriage, to Pwn2Own to a Pwnie Award, I'm so grateful. I'm using the money I've won from hacking competitions, bounties, & RB for two ppl to travel & attend Hexacon, the premier offensive security con in Paris, France.
@mattround good ol' NFN ;)
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Remember to keep pirating Disney content so they aren't allowed to kill your wife
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Random Saturday morning thought - Head & Shoulders shampoo missed a trick in not doing a body wash/shower gel called Knees & Toes
@anon_opin maybe they show affection out of fear for what happens next...
guessing most other breeds have seen a Pug and gone "nope, not for me, I'm just gonna keep wagging my tail and stay out of the head-squishing process"
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
