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Because of streaming services and the super easy accessibility of music, kids today have a much broader musical taste that older generations have. But they have fuck all attention span and miss out on the sheer joy of experiencing an album, start to finish.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good internet connection, will get up to no good.

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Stop attacking Google for occasional inaccuracies. In general it's been a highly reliable source of good quality information ever since it was invented in 1743 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.

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[mick jagger voice] i see a red duck and i want to make it quack

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@fesshole "Biggles climbed into the biplane." [skip a bit] "Biggles took off, climbing for the clouds." [skip a bit] "...they all laughed. The End"

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1990 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

2000 Internet: Literally all the information in the world accessible to everyone so easy a toddler could do it

2020 Internet: You gotta be a hacker to find anything on the web

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Watching a baby grow into a child, and then teenager, is like watching a drunk person slowly sober up, and then get drunk again.

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The reply-all button for email should come with a small but increasing electric shock so you can use it, but you're going to suffer pain every time you do.

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Ernie gets today's Genius Award. Go do what he says and make your Google experience a million percent better. (Here's how I did it in Chrome in less than 30 seconds)
writing.exchange/@ernie/112456

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In the most glorious "fuck you" I have seen in a while, you know the book that Cumberland City Council banned because they're homophobic bigots - Holly Duhig's "A focus on Same Sex Parents"? Well, the publisher, BookLife Publishing, have made a PDF version of the book available for free.

Sure be a shame if it was shared far and wide now, wouldn't it?

Every time you ban a book filled with hope and kindness, and care and love, we will resist.

booklifepublishing.co.uk/a-foc

#CumberlandCityCouncil #SameSexParents #BookBans #Bookstodon

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You've been astounded by the flowerhog, bewitched by the lichenhog, now it's time for... the dandehog!

(I seem to have got caught in a hog rut)

#sillyScribbles #photography #nature #silly #nonsense #drawing

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Sufficiently Advanced Bodging™ is indistinguishable from having used the correct pinout.

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@DinosaurRobo @Wildheart_Baby welcome to the jungle
the waiting room has games
please fill out this intake form
honey i'll help your pain
we have the people with degrees
listening to you breathe
we're gonna wrap up your broken arm
and send you home without disease
in the jungle, welcome to the jungle, feel it charging you a
sha-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa fee, fee
oh, we're gonna stop your bleed!

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)