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@lowqualityfacts
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Was completely offline for 4 days. Strong recommend.

Firefox is officially and directly fucking with Google and I am here for it!

Unbelievable Black Friday sale at my local library, any of the books I’ve been wanting to read for free and I can take it back for a new book when I’m done

Still waiting for my landlord to show me this year's Black Friday rent deals.

I am still marveling at the statement from the FBI special agent investigating the US/Canada border crossing explosion:

“We feel, at this point, this might be just something that occurred.”

I can see myself using this in future:

BOSS: Why did you send hatemail to our 60 most important customers?

ME: We feel, at this point …

or

PARTNER: Did you just eat an entire cheesecake by yourself? What were you thinking?

ME: We feel, at this point …

Just had a thoroughly dystopian online chat with a computer at HMRC where it failed to even offer me basic information on the correct topic, despite me telling them what the topic was in a very succinct manner.

It wouldn't have helped, as I've already read that, but it would have at least felt like it was potentially achieving something.

Fuck this future, I want my jet pack.

#enshittification

I've had several relatives pass in Macmillan homes, so I joined the Macmillan Ball committee to help with their biggest fundraising event. We’ve some great items in our silent action tonight on which ends at 10.30pm. Bid away! https://www.themacmillanball.com/lite-ui/?controller=lots&category=All%20Lots

Earlier on today I mentioned a Sandwich Gang & it kind of rattled round my head a bit.

I finished work & thought "Oh, I could make a badge for the Sandwich Club" (I'd already forgotten that it was meant to be gang).

Then I got distracted by the fact you can get something called a club sandwich & how I've never known what that is (now investigated, basically a fancy BLT).

Anyhow.

Eventually I gave a sandwich a club.

Still no badge. My bad.

#sillyScribbles #sandwich

The very best thing about being fire folk is that you can toast marshmallows whenever you want.

100% of fact.

#sillyScribbles #fire

I don’t know if any time of my life has blurred together more than the last four years

And the sarcasm will be so sharp, you'll bleed.

#writing #writinglife #writingcommunity #library #libraries #librarians #humor #humour #signs

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

Today’s poem is called ‘The News Where I Am’.