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It's getting more and more expensive to be poor

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@beanclock take the damned aspirin and put those penguins back before someone notices they are missing again.

hopefully they won't spot the feather-dye until the morning

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"Man... It's all good, we're just glad you're here." Just glad you're here.

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I realize that this is old news but I love that Nintendo made a new Zelda game and it took people about a day to use it to build a dick that cums fire.

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Is "unit tests for the unit tests god" a professional commit? I'll find out later

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“Boost this post if you’re a trans ally”

No WTF, I don’t care, stop trying to farm engagement!!!

Allyship should be seen and not heard.

Being an ally is something you do, it is not something you are.

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@Wildheart_Baby congrats, but I observe no proof of thumbs in the provided evidence :D

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Oh my goodness I've just learned a thing about The Matrix that causes it to make a lot more sense: In the original script the humans were used as neural network compute clusters by the Machines and as a crucial component of The Matrix itself.

Which is why humans who were aware of the simulation could control aspects of The Matrix - their minds were part of its foundation.

Unfortunately the test audiences had trouble understanding this concept so the studio changed the human role to "batteries".

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me: surely everyone knows by know all the ad links on google are scam sites

literally everyone: 😱

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)