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@cjc he looks like the baddie-figure who got ejected out of the diecast Aston Martin James Bond car when I was considerably smaller

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Good morning Mastodon. I trust Monday is greeting you with all the enthusiasm and excitement you desire.

#photography #street #mood

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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty."

"Copy that."

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[road trip]

DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.

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If you change the ?utm_source param of a social link to a swear word, will it show up in some marketing person's slide deck when they present their monthly update to their bosses?

I don't know.

But I might have a new hobby.

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kids should be allowed to have secrets from their parents and people who believe otherwise don't see kids as human beings

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I’m informed that the slip case will come with all hardback versions.

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@sand we have a round one currently. objectively worse for the function of being a sink.

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Yesterday I started on the path of removing a scenario where a privileged account is using NTLM to authenticate to hundreds of machines.

Yesterday was a good day.

@Wildheart_Baby the *script* is 1.6gb? hoooooly typing-related rsi, batman!

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Hugely excited to bring you a preview of Tiffany Aching’s Guide to Being a Witch. Words crafted by Gabrielle Kent and I, and illustrated by Paul Kidby.

Words! Pictures! Oh my! terrypratchett.com/discworld/p

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