evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
@35millimetre full screen web browser and make your own homepage for it?
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Me: *attempts 110KG deadlift*
Everyone else at the funeral:
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Fox News to replace Tucker Carlson with literal pile of steaming horse shit https://newsthump.com/2023/04/24/fox-news-to-replace-tucker-carlson-with-literal-pile-of-steaming-horse-shit/
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I just *know* we haven’t seen the back of Resting Derp Face.
@Wildheart_Baby @stavvers just imagine all the replacement rockets he's going to buy with that fresh, shiny $228 each month.
each rocket is only a few tens of million dollars, so he will only have to save up for 36 centuries for each $10mil :-D
"daaaaaad, have you got another opal mine I don't know about and will publicly deny forever? another one of my toys blew up again and the ants in my twitterarium keep taking the piss out of me"
@Wildheart_Baby @stavvers still, 28 more idiots than he had before
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British folk: I think 13:12 today would be a good time to introduce youngsters to 1992's The Lawnmower Man...
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It's Sunday, a time to worship the great benevolent spirit that watches over us.
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terminals
Permalink: https://wizardzines.com/comics/terminals/
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The copper beech in the garden is poised to burst into leaf, but at the moment it's lots of branches tipped with tight buds and a few seed pods.
I love the curly spikes.
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I'm sorry but this is just the funniest shit ever.
These losers were mad that celebs had checkmarks and they didn't. Now they can buy the same checkmark and they're mad that the celebs won't.
@alistaircoleman but... but... you stole the ticks? that means he can't recycle it to ProbablyNazi456123789 and earn his 8 dollarbucks a month :(
I hope you're proud of yourself.
this is like those nasty people downloading the priceless* nft monkeys again
*priceless/valueless depending on wind-direction
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Elon thinks he’s stolen my blue tick, but Ha ha ha ha joke’s on you Muskrat, I took a copy.
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Starring Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean, and Sean Bean as Mr. Atkinson
@foone ahh, nature's healing
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so I'm porting Doom to a new platform, and sadly it doesn't have any sound output.
well, any traditional sound output. it has a piezo buzzer.
PC SPEAKER'S BACK ON THE MENU, GALS!
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"It's not nazism until concentration camps!"
A) we HAVE concentration camps
B) the Nazi PARTY existed before they built a single camp; I assure you, they were still, self-identifying fascists, before Auschwitz happened. Your history books lied to you because if you understand what fascism is and how it happened you'd have been turning on your own leaders a long, long time before now.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
