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When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

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this horse was made for jortsin
and that's just what they'll do
one a these days this horse is gonna
buy some matchin shoes

(sick bass line)

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It shouldn't need to be said, but it does, so saying it on #TransDayOfVisibility feels appropriate.

I hope saying it with a happy, bouncing, fluffball is acceptable.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights #TDoV

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my pet peeve is when well-meaning progressives say things like "banning lgbt books in schools doesn't make fewer queer kids, it scares the ones we have into silence". like yeah that's what conservatives want. they're into that shit

@mattround :) best iteration I've seen for this is a one-way date-hash

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so, @settinger designed and printed a comic sans typewriter ball so we're testing it on my IBM selectric this afternoon and it totally does work!

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I have a bit of a soft spot for penguins.

I couldn't see a creative prompt for a #WellPresentedBird without digging out one of my penguin photos to posh it up a bit.

Obviously it doesn't need much to present a penguin well. They are pre-tuxedo'd for a start.

#SillyCuratorPrompts #Penguin #PhotoShop

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WHOA whoa whoa whoa hold on there bucko, you've changed it from illegal in Florida to illegal in Tennessee

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Me: I'll have a bag of meth

Them: This is McDonald's.

Me: Fine, I'll have a bag of McMeth.

@Alice as a fairly-well-travelled kid, I'd have paid to be allowed to get into the overhead bins :D

@mattround with you on not using autocomplete. it wastes more time than it saves for me. current AI implementations come across as very competent autocomplete implementations. great for some uses, irritating for others, and at great risk of confidently putting a very wrong answer forwards.

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Also here the periodic reminder to start all your #shell scripts and functions with a comma: rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/co

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