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I have a bit of a soft spot for penguins.

I couldn't see a creative prompt for a #WellPresentedBird without digging out one of my penguin photos to posh it up a bit.

Obviously it doesn't need much to present a penguin well. They are pre-tuxedo'd for a start.

#SillyCuratorPrompts #Penguin #PhotoShop

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WHOA whoa whoa whoa hold on there bucko, you've changed it from illegal in Florida to illegal in Tennessee

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Me: I'll have a bag of meth

Them: This is McDonald's.

Me: Fine, I'll have a bag of McMeth.

@Alice as a fairly-well-travelled kid, I'd have paid to be allowed to get into the overhead bins :D

@mattround with you on not using autocomplete. it wastes more time than it saves for me. current AI implementations come across as very competent autocomplete implementations. great for some uses, irritating for others, and at great risk of confidently putting a very wrong answer forwards.

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Also here the periodic reminder to start all your #shell scripts and functions with a comma: rhodesmill.org/brandon/2009/co

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I recently talked to a CEO of another tech company and they have a secret, internal safe word they share only when doing large money transfers, because there are so many scams and deepfakes. This is the kinkiest 💩 I have ever heard of 🤯

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RT from Intel (@intel)

Today, we lost a visionary.

Gordon Moore, thank you for everything.

#bot
Original tweet : nitter.1d4.us/intel/status/163

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I wish more people understood that "I want the computer to generate a natural language text that sounds like a plausible answer to a question about x" and "I want the computer to answer a question about x" are two very different problems.

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Getting a lot of questions so to clean up confusion—here’s how to respond when someone wishes you “Ramadan Mubarak”:
•Ramadan Mubarak to you too!
•Ramadan Kareem!
•Khair Mubarak!
•Happy Ramadan!
•I will buy you tacos after Ramadan ends!

So if you were unsure how to reply, you’re welcome.😉 May you all have a blessed and happy month full of peace and service to all humanity. Amen. ❤️

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Did you know Charles Dickens worked for two midlands newspapers?

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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I’m old enough to remember the first TED talk.

It was most excellent.

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Learned today the ethics team at microsoft's ai division were a bottleneck to getting their ai out, so we're sacked, which bodes really well.

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