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From Steven Loggins (not even sure about what platform):

"Something I learned from trail hiking is if you're ever lost in the woods, do not panic. Just say loudly and clearly 'Elon Musk is not a genius,' and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you poor, then you can follow them to the parking lot where their #Tesla exploded."

Stuck in traffic? Next to an "empty" cycle lane? Sounds like you could significantly speed up your journey by cycling.

says the guy understaffing an IT department

Staxolotls.

Believe it or not, it is T-shirt weather in London! Looking forward to tech rehearsal today at the Charing Cross Theatre where my musical “Allegiance” holds its first public preview performance tomorrow. I’m giddy as a child!
Tickets: https://allegiancemusical.com

Planet of the Catfisher

To answer the unasked questions...

Yes, I have been out with the new camera again.

Yes, I still absolutely love it.

Yes, I have been working on ways to remove my windswept self out of the resulting images.

Yes, I am very pleased with my decision to add a cat.

#360degree #photo #Scotland #sphere #cat #CatsOfMastodon #fishing #silly

Scientists left a hamster wheel in the woods, and wild mice, frogs even slugs had a wild time running in it. #Science #Mice #Rodents #Hamster https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2014.0210

That last boost, about the scientists leaving a hamster wheel outside and finding mice, shrews, rats, snails, slugs and frogs using it, gave me a "hang on a minute - I've animated that!" moment.

Where art leads (original gif 2006) science follows (scientific study 2014).

Anyhow, have a snail on an exercise wheel.

Article: https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2014.0210

#science #art #snail #exercise #animation #silly

thinkin about how mozart was broke because the royals only paid him in exposure and picturing him coming out after every concert and opera to say remember to like and subscribe

@SwiftOnSecurity or it makes all your searches run slower because something that's used in 0.01% of your analysis tasks is consuming over 50% of your data volume

Pictures of early Internet maps I took while working at #ICANN:
[2/2]

When I worked at #ICANN years ago there were these great pictures of early networking and Internet typologies on the wall at the main office.

You could no longer get them from the publisher, so I took pictures! [1/2]:

Regular viewers will be aware I like to find faces in things and, well, increase their visibility.

This tree has been sitting on my desktop for around 2 months as I kept failing to find the right eyes.

Opened it by accident just now, thought to myself "wow, the tree has mossy eyebrows", realised I edited them on myself last time I played with it & decided that was a sign I should stop playing with it.

So here you go. Have a tree.

#photo #tree #silly #Mosstodon #moss

i propose we beat venture capitalists to death with their own intestines