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Introducing the first alpha release of Mastodon 3.11 for Workgroups!

Available for Windows 95 :BlobhajShock:

@typejunky@mastodon.online welcome to try here for a bit. admin's a bit of an idiot though ;)

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Twitter users are all like “I don’t know if I can trust a bunch of career sysadmins and network engineers to run their own Mastodon instances” — meanwhile Elon is just running around the Twitter data center going “what’s this button do?”

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Shaking off jet lag. We’re visiting All Hallows by the Tower Church, oldest church in London. I told Brad to be in the picture, but he said he hasn’t had his beauty sleep yet.

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A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.

@typejunky@mastodon.online isn't "intertent" what happens when you go camping with 2 tents and stretch a tarp between them to keep the rain off?

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People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration

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UPDATE: Here's the latest chart.

We're now at 14,000 new users joining per hour.

By the end of the night, we might have 7 million Mastodon users.

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@typejunky@mastodon.online nah, it's only at +9m altitude now. it'll closely resemble that piazza in Venice that goes knee deep in heavy rain

@typejunky@mastodon.online London-in-Thames. While you're here visit the nice beaches at Canterbury.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)