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@typejunky@mastodon.online Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from puss... in traction.

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Timeline cleanse: This baby elephant messing around with an on air reporter is totally adorbs 🥰

(h/t Sheldrick Wildlife Trust)

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RT @MarinaPurkiss@twitter.com

Yes, the UK is hostile to foreigners…

But at least we look after our own

Oh wait…

(Spoiler: look low, very very low)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MarinaPurkiss/stat

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After having to learn some New Video Stuff for a work project I decided to get some practice in, and as it's a #dreich day in the #Scottish hills I thought I'd play around with a memory of #summer.

This is #Strathy #beach on the north #Scotland #coast.

It's glorious.

Here's 10 minutes of the view from our picnic spot crammed into 15 seconds, with some additional scribbles.

Next time I am definitely going to take a #kite

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Given that we are rapidly trying to build community here…

Can I ask you to do two key things:

1) Reshare other people’s posts - so your timeline is rich with other people’s posts for anyone browsing your content to discover.

2) Follow, follow, follow. That goes for following those posting good stuff - and also following those that follow you (as much as practically possible/sensible).

If you do these things, you’ll help us all network up at fast pace - and we all grow our voices & reach. ✌️

@typejunky@mastodon.online "Carpet Snoker" though :/

The red carpet went down a treat, doubling nicely as a turtle-blanket :)

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@typejunky@mastodon.online
parcelsapp.com/en/carriers/roy
actually works for me - may be worth a try next time

@typejunky@mastodon.online I'm missing random adverts and promoted tweets. what setting do I need to enable to fuck things up again?

So the lad bought himself a Minecraft Turtle Base to play with. It came with a bunch of stickers which I dutifully and carefully applied for him. One was absent...
The pictures on the box showed a red carpet section on one platform.
There was no corresponding sticker.
He was (briefly) unhappy about this.
Mary has knitted him a red carpet for the turtle base out of Softyak wool.
I hope it's soft enough for his small plastic turtle...

@eclectech makes me think of parents getting their kids booktokens.
granted, to me this was a bonus because hey more books, but for many of my classmates it was their parents dictating where they could spend money they were given

@eclectech depends on the articles of the charity. at the end of it all, he still gets to steer how his money's spent after 'giving it all away' which is silly.

@typejunky@mastodon.online website down, please use app instead. app "incompatible with your device, please use website"
gaaaaaaah. it's a fricking website frontend to a database. the app is just another web-based front-end to the same database. how shonky is their 486 webserver?

@eclectech I'm going to guess the "Bezos Charitable Foundation" will be set up, and employing both Bezos and his offspring for tax reasons.
not sure why I suspect this...

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I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)