evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Twelve people sent me the freecycle giant mechanical scorpion, but not one of you sent me the nuclear decommissioning robot arm auction. Poor effort. Try harder.

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It’s ridiculously easy to disable the filming LED on smart glasses. Also, men are jerks. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7jej2elyyo

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

You Know When Something Just Clicks* Caveat Frog

🤣 Dear Whitehouse, there are no Penguins on Greenland

Here #curl is again showing the way in Open Source, this time with vulnerability management. Per their well-known/security.txt:

#TIL that if you have a preferred low-level build tool to use with cmake (e.g. I like ninja in preference to make), you can set CMAKE_GENERATOR in the environment to make it the default for you.

How have I been using cmake for this many years and not found that out?

As soon as I made the step from "it's really annoying having to say -G Ninja every time" to "I wish there was a way I could change the default, like maybe an environment variable", it took me 2 minutes to check and find out there already was one. But somehow it's taken me ten years to make that leap of thought. I feel silly!

But I suppose at least I didn't start trying to write a patch _adding_ one, and find the existing one in the code location I was modifying. That would have been more embarrassing.

Simple explanation: Bookworms *grow into* bookdragons

End of my 3rd week on #Mastodon

I've not experienced social media like this before. People seeing my posts? And replying? Madness! And no robot deciding that my #cats won’t infuriate anyone and so hiding them?

The people here have been super nice too. Sharing their own cats, giving me helpful tips, and replying with positivity. You're a real likeable bunch of weirdos

So I'll probably stick around, if that's okay….?

Here's another picture of Max sleeping... OR IS HE?

#CatsOfMastodon #pets

"Wow, Dave. You're like, a thespian, right? How much acting have you done?"

"Oh, I'm no actor. But I am a regular participant in Security Theater."

#InfoSec

*flump*

Is it time for bed?
Aye, time for bed.

Sleep well when night reaches you.

#sillyScribbles #mosstodon #nonsense

we all need a little less raging against the dying of the light and a little more coordinated tactical assault on the darkness factory

Start your morning by drawing a horse & watching it run https://gradient.horse
(note the different pens you use for front/back legs so the movement works)

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#39c3 #sticker #stickers

It’s Just Us*
Caveat Frogs