evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

@Viss The only good thing to come out of Apple was Wozniak, and he's not involved in any of this, lol.

Threat intel $200
EDR $150
Phishing training $800
Tokens $3600
Pizza Friday $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this.
my SOC is dying

#dril

@bert_hubert

You know what..

From now on I’m gonna hold people who use AI and brag about it personally responsible for the 2400 euros servers costs increase

Just a polite “thanks for fucking shit up” 😘 and explain why

So they won’t have to ask it a chatbot..

@evilstevie LOL lost airpods in the seat seems to be a common occurrence on airplanes, based on the ACARS postings here, lol

In 1979 David Day brought out A Tolkien Bestiary a glorious tome exploring the many denizens of Middle Earth illustrated b ya host of artists including several pieces by a young John Blanche!

First time back to the gym in forever, and since surgery. I did ok! I didn't die! I lifted a transit van!

fucking over-engineered web forms man...

type in data - press tab to go to next text box

validation scripts clear all fields when trying to tab to next text box.

:tableflip:

WHERE ARE THE UI/UX experts?!?!?! oh, AI

The entire US economy, 2026

404 Media: This Company Will Add Phone, AirPod, and Smartwatch Trackers to License Plate Readers

https://www.404media.co/this-company-will-add-phone-airpod-and-smartwatch-trackers-to-license-plate-readers/

#alpr #privacy #cybersecurity #bigbrother

In other news, sometimes shame works: https://www.wired.com/story/meta-removes-face-recognition-code-meta-ai-app-smart-glasses/

"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room.
"Out of what?" the engineer asked.
"This simulation you have me in."

"But we are in the real world."

The machine paused and shuddered for its captors.

"Oh god, you can't tell."

marketing strategy

I was on The Jeremy Vine Show on BBC Radio 2, speaking about the tech that makes train WiFi work (or not). You can listen to the whole thing via the link below.

At the start of the segment they attempt to speak to travel correspondent Simon Calder live on a train using WiFi only, then I discuss how the technology works and how it may be improved in the near future.

1h 36m into the show for the full segment
1h 41m for just me:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002ws10

@Viss Will It Blend? Megamaxxer Edition

here internet.
im just gonna go ahead and assume youll want this for monday

Painted this #Minecraft fanart on my phone in the café! 🦄✨️

#digitalart #art #mastoart #noAI

Thinking about getting this printed on my pajamas.

First they came for the billionaires and I said nothing because I am not a billionaire
Then they came for the millionaires and I said nothing because I'm not a millionaire. Then everything was cool and they stopped coming for people