evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

#Vim

PSA:

Direct all screams to The Void.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, under any circumstances, scream into a colander.
You'll strain your voice if you do that.

So printers still suck, huh?

I’m going to update mastodon across the infosec, ioc, and convo instances today. There shouldn’t be any downtime but there are user interface changes and for that I will apologize in advance to everyone who doesn’t like their cheese moved. There isn’t an option to keep it like it was. And yes, this will probably continue the trend of breakage on old devices with browsers that can’t handle newer functionality. I’m sorry for that too.

At the shop.
A: Should we get some flowers for the balcony?
Me: I'm not that fussed.
A: What about that one?
Me: Meh
A: What about that blue one?
Me: Meh
A: That yellow one is nice.
Me: Meh. I'm just not that interested in flowers.
A: What about the one that looks like Bagpuss?
Me: Let's get four!

One of the saddest things about the social media era is finding out that the musicians, actors and comedians you liked are rotten cunts.

After just having responded to the third #curl security report for the evening I noticed a post that cheered me up...

Have a good Friday everyone!

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/moekatib_millions-of-people-look-up-to-steve-jobs-activity-7450947453085749248-K1w-

A security hiring strategy that I preach and practice: If the choice is between an (a) expert in the system we are securing with little to no security expertise and (b) a security expert with little to no system expertise - choose (a).

#cybersecurity #hiring #mythos #gpt54cyber

@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
https://collabs.shop/flx5rx

Hey all. Hope your week goes as well as it can. Bit busy here. All fine, but, you know, STUFF. Anyhow, still sorting through the last batch of photos, so thought I'd post a soothing interlude, as sometimes a week needs more than just a silent Sunday. Maybe a tranquil Thursday.

#bloomScrolling #daffodils

🎶 “it’s like a po-ot-hole, when you’re transport secretary” 🎶

Now *that’s* irony, Alanis.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/16/transport-secretary-heidi-alexander-car-towed-pothole/