evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

464) Storagebot. Look after your precious things with this robot whose gullet is an interdimensional gateway to a pocket universe that is pleasingly roomy. Just administer a slight tickle to retrieve a possession. AKA Bot-of-Holding. #SmallRobotsRemastered

If I have to age verify to use a vpn I'm going to quit the Internet entirely and begin digging vietcong tunnels in the Welsh hills

looking for tickets any where in the UK for #anginedepoitrine if you can help out i'd appreciate it very much

462) Axolotlbot. A friendly aquatic robot pal, for people who want an axolotl but might not be able to keep one easily, or as company for existing axolotls. #SmallRobotsRemastered

My wife this morning: “There’s a bird out there but my app isn’t recognising it, it’s a lovely little call” I went out to do the bins & discovered it’s the septic tank’s fault alarm going off

Someone Out There Needs You*

Here's to all the kids who were born with non-default settings; to all you who put the effort in to figure yourselves out.

You're amazing and deserve to be celebrated.

I'm glad you're here 💝

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.

Ah, nice! A local teacher providing lessons on how to make HTTP requests from the command line! 😃

Er, hmm…maybe that's not it actually. Sorry @bagder, I think I got too excited there for a minute! 😅

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ryanc/116149771597152151

This is the first time I have felt like I want to get my nails done

A wee Puffin saying hello for #SilentSunday

AWS reporting that ME-Central-1 (UAE) is having an “operational issue” after it was “impacted by objects” 🤔

I do like the model, but I am not sure I assembled it correctly.

So, the Epstein files are "start a war with Iran" bad

Morale will continue until the beatings improve