evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

A security hiring strategy that I preach and practice: If the choice is between an (a) expert in the system we are securing with little to no security expertise and (b) a security expert with little to no system expertise - chose (a).

#cybersecurity #hiring #mythos #gpt54cyber

@lowqualityfacts I mean, yeah we DO if that's where we are, but as a Northern Canadian Domesticated Bear, I'm not gonna head outside when there are flush facilities available. Not often, anyway.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...
...that bear is taking a shit, isn't it?
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Hey all. Hope your week goes as well as it can. Bit busy here. All fine, but, you know, STUFF. Anyhow, still sorting through the last batch of photos, so thought I'd post a soothing interlude, as sometimes a week needs more than just a silent Sunday. Maybe a tranquil Thursday.

#bloomScrolling #daffodils

🎶 “it’s like a po-ot-hole, when you’re transport secretary” 🎶

Now *that’s* irony, Alanis.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/16/transport-secretary-heidi-alexander-car-towed-pothole/

Send not to know for whom the Vengabus is coming, it is coming for thee

#Shitpost

A #blender cloth simulation, but every time it plays the cloth doubles in detail.

Watch until the end, you won't regret it...

If anyone is in the Whitehaven area, could you pop over to the Jawas and ask if they have any secondhand droids for sale, thanks.

493) Knotbot. Knows all of the knots and how to tie them securely. Really useful if you're sailing or need to secure a tent or...anything else. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Don’t be afraid of a 6 month home renovation.

Those 12 months will be the most fulfilling 2 years of your life.

490) Entrancebots. Precede you so that you can enter every room in bombastic style. #SmallRobotsRemastered

A happy wee picture as there is, for a change, a bit of good news today. A big hooray for Hungary, let's hope it's a sign of things to come in other parts of the world too ❤️ 🇭🇺

#sillyScribbles #lichenSubscribe

It is deeply funny to me that Mastodon is a place where AI bros cry because they can't get any traction, but a single picture of moss can give anyone, no matter their other content or follower count, positive feedback for the rest of time.

This is so cool! Watch what happens when I water some dried-out moss. (3-minute time lapse) 🌱

#plants #Mosstodon

I have a list of people I'd like JD Vance to visit...
He's like a mythological or folkloric dark-herald character, whose arrival always presages a death or demise.

Good morning!

Since Trump was re-elected, Forbes estimates—

💰His net worth is up $1.9 billion, to $6.2 billion

💰Eric’s is up 10x, to $400 million

💰Don Jr.’s is up 6x, to $300 million

💰20-year-old Barron is worth $150 million

And Jared became a billionaire last year.

Have a great day!

#news #uspol #politics #trump