evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

I'm looking for a new job.

I've been in security for 13 years. I spent the last year at Trail of Bits doing code reviews and security assessments on desktop/web apps, kernelmode code, and firmware. I co-wrote the C/C++ testing handbook we published recently, contributing the Windows usermode and kernel sections. I've got strong hardware skills and industrial experience.

UK based but flexible on operating hours. Looking for similar work, full-time remote.

CV: https://poly.nomial.co.uk/graham_sutherland.pdf

#fedihire

Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too!

#coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia

We have an opening for a Senior/Staff Security Researcher! Come talk to us in Vegas. (Not senior? apply anyway, ya never know.)
https://semgrep.dev/about/careers/?ashby_jid=2cfe1f53-4665-432c-915d-b4e6459c4ad7#job-board

How I sleep knowing I'm "being left behind" because I don't use AI

549) Helmetbot. If you insist on operating high-speed motor vehicles, does what it can to keep your head in as few pieces as possible. #SmallRobotsRemastered

So we are looking for a new teammate.

You like Rust and doesn't want to use AI? You feel safer around trans people? Then join! You'll be working with me <- (me)

https://www.heliotis.com/en/careers/#offene_stellen

(pls retoot profusely, so that I can get a cool teammate rather than the default techbro)

Don't hesitate to ask follow up questions. My instance has a short character limit.

Edit: onsite Lucerne (CH) and no consulting. not 100% AI-free, see thread.

#Rust #GetFedihired #fedijob #hiring

i wrote programming code today using my brain and my own two hands (i do this every day) it was really nice

John Cleese practicing squats in preparation for shitting all over his legacy

It’s actually quite simple to caption foreign language in film.

A big part of successful education is making people feel they don’t have to follow the obvious paths available

I'm a Software Developer looking for a backend focused position in Melbourne AU

I have 3 years of experience, and my main language are C# and Python. I've also dabbled with Php and JS/TS. I'm flexible on the language, I'm a keen learner.

I gave a Lightning Round talk at PyConAU last year about the big Ginger Nut Conspiracy - https://youtu.be/j1e9kF8uaNY?t=2850 (47:30). Read more about it here - https://helvetica.systems/posts/gingernut/

If you want more information, or have anything that you think might work for me, please shoot me a dm or an email - work@helvetica.systems

#FediHire #HireMe

I assume after HuggingFace comes BurstingChest, the next stage of the parasite’s lifecycle?

Things that should be fucking illegal:

1. Fake grass.
2. SUVs.
3. Having your phone on loud speaker in public.
4. Foil balloons that take hundreds of years to breakdown.
5. Releasing helium balloons at a funeral.
6. Sneezing into your hands and carrying on as normal.

could be a fairly long shot, but why not? Fedi please boost this for reach <3

anyone in (or in touch with someone who is) in Aotearoa New Zealand, and has any old braille notetaker devices they don't want or can't use?

we're particularly interested in anything from what we consider the golden age (1990s to early 2010s), especially the early Humanware Braille/VoiceNote series. but we'll happily take anything, even if it's broken. we live on very little income so we might not be able to pay you much for it, but will absolutely pay shipping and would love to talk barter of some kind. or we can work out a payment plan, up to you.

we're based in the Waitaha/Canterbury region and can pick up anywhere in the Ōtautahi/Christchurch Metro, or can collect from the BLVNZ office on Bristol Street.

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com@bsky.brid.gy

One of the all-time greatest photos of me and my cat.