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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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Reverse Imposter Syndrom:
Am I even incompetent enough to work in IT security?
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OpenAI: "For organizations using PHP, the priority now is applying the fixes. We’re sharing a PHP version checker as a Codex skill [...]"
What it actually does:
"The checker only evaluates versions exposed in HTTP response headers or by php -v. It reads X-Powered-By and Server [...]"
Why would anyone need a skill for that instead of just a one liner with curl? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
https://openai.com/index/coordinated-disclosure-of-critical-vulnerabilities/
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bash.org #85967
<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop> <-- That is disgusting.
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They’re talking about PHP on the main BBC news, wonder which one of the devs has the cursed monkey’s paw
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your feedback is important to us, please place your microphone as close to your speaker as possible
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When people claim that it’s no longer sustainable to write code by hand, they’re not entirely wrong, but only in the same way that it’s no longer sustainable to sleep in a bed once someone has taken a shit in it.
https://po-ru.com/2026/10/18/why-im-no-longer-updating-this-repository
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"Autopilot"? I prefer the term "device driver".
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this is a joke please don't take it too seriously
listen, if:
- sam altman can say that he "will build a super smart AI and then ask it about how to make a return for investors"
- linus torvalds can use genAI to write a script bc apparently python is too hard for him
- and emudhra can use the number 4 as private key
then you can, in fact, achieve your dreams. you are forbidden from having imposter syndrome as of today.
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finally, a private key that current quantum computers can factorize
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I love Sesame Street, I really do. But maybe it's not the place to learn crypto.
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2) Ghostbot. If you're worried your house may be haunted, deploy this...hey, hold on a minute! #SmallRobootsRemastered
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bash.org #371960
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn
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AI ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND OPENED A LEMONADE STAND
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1) Bloodbot: brings you blood if what it is you want is some blood. #SmallRobootsRemastered
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"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not"
Sticker spotted in NYC
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
