evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

bash.org #371960

<@Lerou> Lag makes baby Jesus cry.
<@TempusRob> pssh
<@TempusRob> talk about lag
<@TempusRob> it took him 3 days to respawn

AI ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND OPENED A LEMONADE STAND

#neverslop

1) Bloodbot: brings you blood if what it is you want is some blood. #SmallRobootsRemastered

"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not"
Sticker spotted in NYC

I'm building a bridge over the creek to get the mower across. Digging holes for all the stumps is hard work, particularly with the occasional floaters germane to being close to a water stream.

But the last hole was by far the easiest! I'll jot it down to improved technique and increased strength from the first five.

if you take apart a computer, you will find chips. if you take apart the chips you will find transistors. if you take apart the transistors you will find atoms. if you take apart the atoms you will blow up.

RE: https://crispsandwi.ch/@VOLEwtf/117449893993908606

I might pop in this year, will have a look at train & hotel prices early next week...

2026 is like; "Today we're announcing that the Don't Eat Babies Foundation is partnering with EatBabies.com to promote safe and healthy ways to eat babies."

I got absolutely nothing in the tank tonight for malware stuff. My son is almost two and he is destructive force of nature my mind, body, and soul cannot combat or contain. Please enjoy this silly video of a cat.

Goodnight, Little People Living Inside Of My Computer

Wise words from Steve...

No gods, no masters, and definitely no fucking LLMs.

PREPARE THE PETS! The time of SILLY SPOOKY HATTING is upon us!

*ahem*

The lovely Czar is starting the season off with a classic star-covered spooky witches hat.

@czarbucks

#sillySpookyHatting