evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

“I’m trying to find a monastery where all the monks are over six foot five”
“That’s a tall order”

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the experimental procedure I underwent to surgically attach a kettlebell to my heart was a tremendous success.

The enemy of my enemy is still kind of a dick

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ALT https://effinbirds.com/post/827845892110434304

I will believe that an AI agent has "gone rogue", rather than just done what its creators told it to, on the day it hacks into its CEO's bank account and donates $50 million to charity

#AI #RogueAI

Every company right now for some reason

I'm nonbinary all y'all fuckers are 0s and 1s I'm a 9

Sexual health tracking apps are getting out of hand

Oh look, another Mastodon instance is protecting the fascists from my horrifying incivility toward them. Big surprise that it's Hachyderm, eh, @davidgerard ?

Twenty five years ago today I started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple Computer.

Which means Safari is now old enough to rent itself a car. But let's not speculate about my age.

I'm still sad I can't use Safari on my Windows PC. Alas, I lost the battle to keep it there. But at least WebKit's DNA seeded or influenced most browsers we use today.

And I'm proud of that impact. Along with the wonderful team I built who made it all happen. Here's to another 25, friends.

Cheers. 🥂😊💖

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#photography #streetphotography

@cararemixed 🥰

I take your "browsing the web in text mode on a pomera" and raise to "using the fediverse on a toshiba libretto 50ct running MS-DOS" 🤣

https://mastodon.social/@dec_hl/110707509125195040

"if you want to be a good developer, hone your curiosity" This Friday I am hosting Werner Vogels, the CTO of Amazon on my Podcast "Coffee With Developers". What should I ask him? The best question gets a VIP ticket for https://wearedevelopers.us, others can use "ilovebacon" for 50% off!

https://www.wearedevelopers.com/videos/100214-20-years-of-solving-unsolvable-problems

Phew! Thank goodness.

Ah so my dream has a name. #solarpunk

This AI doomerism is completely misplaced. I hate AI. In its current form it’s inherently unethical. But I’m not afraid that it becomes conscious and wants to kill us all. What I am afraid of is that my doctor’s office is replacing the receptionist with AI and I can’t get through to a human when I need it most.