evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

yesterday i was talking about mastodon and someone was like "what the fuck is that" and without thinking i said "linux twitter"

Sky News: Why did you stand here in Clacton?
Count Bin Face: That's where the election was, John.

Imagine the headlines:

FARAGE BEATS BIN. INVESTIGATION REOPENS.

Nigel Farage is *desperate* to portray himeslf as a victim.

I really hope they look into the finances of the 30+ freaks who jumped in on that Clacton-On-Sea byelection racket, who is paying Laurence Fox to be there?

#UKPol #UKpolitics #ClactonOnSea #FarRight #Oligarchs #EpsteinClass

@Viss if you want to be horrified, throw a few URLs in Lookyloo: https://lookyloo.circl.lu/capture

My go-to these days is whatismyipaddress[.]com: https://lookyloo.circl.lu/tree/53be89e2-61ae-4750-8b2f-bb34b299e655

which loads 1839 unique URLs and from 337 unique hostnames *just to render the index*.

Doing my hobbies more efficiently is insulting. That’s not what my hobbies are about.

Otherwise it’s just work you aren’t paid for.

I am very inefficient. That’s the point. I go down random rabbit holes. I have numerous side quests. That’s part of the joy.

Remember to rename your netcat binaries to netcatte for evasion during pentests

Palo Alto Cortex XDR: Unusual VPN activity from AS12345

Palo Alto NGFW: What the fuck is an AS?

De la terrassa de casa es veia rotllo Bàrad-dûr.

#eclipsi

Total Solar Eclipse Over Spain
Image Credit & Copyright: Ruiyu Zhang
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: On August 12th, 2026, the Moon totally eclipsed the Sun and cast its shadow across Siberia, Greenland, Iceland, Spain, and Portugal. Today’s image features two total solar eclipses viewed from Zaragoza, Spain, one over the Cathedral-Basilica of Our Lady of the Pillar and the other reflecting in the Ebro River. For a few moments, Spain saw its first major total solar eclipse since 1905. Those witnessing totality may experience a chill in the air, the quieting of birds, the confused chirps of insects, and the shared awe of many. It’s the corona’s time to shine as the Sun’s bright disk is blocked by the Moon. Among other reasons to study eclipses, they help scientists understand why the corona is millions of degrees hotter than the Sun’s surface. Enthusiastic citizens can contribute to these studies by recording how wildlife responds, imaging the corona, and monitoring air temperature and clouds.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260813.html #apod

”It’s just a tool.” Oh yeah. Just a tool. That you rent. From a nazi. A tool. Which consumes the atmosphere. To produce an answer. Which is wrong. Just a tool

We have a corgi. Repeat. The corgi has landed

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

Used the eclipse to make some little doodles that can only be seen at very specific times

570) Teddybot. Soft fren. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Had to find a different spot since tree branches got in the way

The result

#eclipse #sun