evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Remember to rename your netcat binaries to netcatte for evasion during pentests

Palo Alto Cortex XDR: Unusual VPN activity from AS12345

Palo Alto NGFW: What the fuck is an AS?

De la terrassa de casa es veia rotllo Bàrad-dûr.

#eclipsi

Total Solar Eclipse Over Spain
Image Credit & Copyright: Ruiyu Zhang
Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: On August 12th, 2026, the Moon totally eclipsed the Sun and cast its shadow across Siberia, Greenland, Iceland, Spain, and Portugal. Today’s image features two total solar eclipses viewed from Zaragoza, Spain, one over the Cathedral-Basilica of Our Lady of the Pillar and the other reflecting in the Ebro River. For a few moments, Spain saw its first major total solar eclipse since 1905. Those witnessing totality may experience a chill in the air, the quieting of birds, the confused chirps of insects, and the shared awe of many. It’s the corona’s time to shine as the Sun’s bright disk is blocked by the Moon. Among other reasons to study eclipses, they help scientists understand why the corona is millions of degrees hotter than the Sun’s surface. Enthusiastic citizens can contribute to these studies by recording how wildlife responds, imaging the corona, and monitoring air temperature and clouds.

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260813.html #apod

”It’s just a tool.” Oh yeah. Just a tool. That you rent. From a nazi. A tool. Which consumes the atmosphere. To produce an answer. Which is wrong. Just a tool

We have a corgi. Repeat. The corgi has landed

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

Used the eclipse to make some little doodles that can only be seen at very specific times

570) Teddybot. Soft fren. #SmallRobotsRemastered

Had to find a different spot since tree branches got in the way

The result

#eclipse #sun

Once in their lifetime, every trans person who is physically and financially able is expected to make a pilgrimage to IKEA. This is known as the Blå Hajj.

I didn't have "coordinate a rolling DDOS on parts of Iceland and Spain" on my to-do list for this morning but every day is a surprise

I for one welcome our new mantis overlords
#bugsofmastodon #bugstodon

I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse!

Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again.

https://jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse_webcams/

#directoryTraversalMemes

To teach my students the fallacy of "I have nothing to hide", I simply ask them to tell the whole class about the last time they masturbated.

It is surprisingly efficient, they immediately grasp it. I never had someone argues with me on the subject after that.

Awww. FUK

(Fukuoka Airport -- I'd never curse)

🤪

#aviation