evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

"fine. fuck it, I'll look for CVE-2026-6667 on google."

"listen, I know what you queried for, but I mean, wouldn't you rather have details for 2026-60667 instead? How about 2025-12345 instead? Those numbers are much more interesting, don't you agree?

THIS WASN'T APPROVED BY THE COMMITTEE.

how others react to your browser remembering you:

"Welcome back so and so, your session is still active!"

them: "neat"

me OTOH:

"Welcome back so and so, your session is still-"

ME: "WHO ARE YOU. DO NOT LOOK AT MY FACE. DO NOT PERCEIVE ME. I DO NOT PERMIT A MACHINE TO SPEAK TO ME."

RE: https://climatejustice.social/@KarlHeinzHasliP/117041219346830164

Silicon Valley talks about innovation, but this is what it really looks like.

they're all good mandles,bront

/execute at @e[type=minecraft:salmon] run summon minecraft:lightning_bolt

Three Second Memory

#DubiousNerdFacts

if i hire your plumbing company to do a little job for me, and the result is that I get half a dozen spam texts and emails begging for a review, the review i am going to leave is to warn everyone doing business with you to give you bogus info because you spam the fuck out of your customers.

Happy birthday to us!
7 years ago today the nonsense that is https://vole.wtf went live

@ticky and youll have to hit resend five times. and the code you get when you hit resend will be a new code, not the one you needed, so the form wont accept it

please enter the 4-digit code we sent to your email. you have ten minutes. our mail servers will deliver the code to you in seventeen minutes.

@evilstevie PLEASE check your spam folder… nothing to do with our spam habits, honest!

meow. (human voice)

The Onion has an AI policy. It is refreshingly clear

https://theonion.com/about-us/

pic i took at the beach today of an osprey picking up lunch

Meadow sweet dreams.

Sometimes I take a photo simply because it looks like it would be a really nice spot to have a wee nap, if one were small enough to do so. This is one of them. I am hoping I have correctly identified the flowers, otherwise the title makes no sense.

#sillyScribbles