evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

497) Humourbot. Takes your place when a well-meaning but clueless acquaintance decides to offer 'advice' for dealing with your chronic pain, mental health, etc. Very good at politely nodding along and looking interested in absolute bollocks. #SmallRobotsRemastered

NO, GOOGLE, I DO NOT WANT YOUR A.I. SUMMARY. I WANT YOUR A.I. ENGINEERS TO FALL INTO A PIT AND FIGHT A GIANT WORM FOR MY AMUSEMENT (AND THE WORM'S NOURISHMENT AND ENRICHMENT).

#Meme #Humour

wow! i commanded a team of 9 subagents to make me a baby in 1 month. the results were astounding!

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Four years with you in the fediverse today, what a journey!

THANK YOU to the OGs who’ve been with us since day one, and to all who’ve joined along the way. Your engagement keeps the conversation going.

We’ll continue sharing news and updates from the Commission, stay tuned for more.

Big love to our community 💙

See you around,
EC

Black Friday has failed me.
I ordered four Kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD

#jokeoftheday #ukspecific

It’s a little known fact that Winnie the Pooh author AA Milne had a smaller brother called AAA Milne

#jokeoftheday #writerjokes

How the modem dial-up sound was actually created

#enough #negative #tech #and #news #timeFor #eyebleach

my favourite breed of LinkedIn post is where somebody posts some generic corporate bollocks about how they're brilliant, and includes a headshot of themselves

I'm gonna take a photo of myself in the bath and post about how I've solved cyber with my magic rubber ducky

496) Friendshipbot. When you've had a good time with friends or they've helped you through some stuff, or if you've met new people, helps you do Normal Person things like keep in touch or talk to them in the street to maintain the friendship. #SmallRobotsRemastered