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This is so cool! Watch what happens when I water some dried-out moss. (3-minute time lapse) 🌱

#plants #Mosstodon

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I have a list of people I'd like JD Vance to visit...
He's like a mythological or folkloric dark-herald character, whose arrival always presages a death or demise.

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Good morning!

Since Trump was re-elected, Forbes estimates—

💰His net worth is up $1.9 billion, to $6.2 billion

💰Eric’s is up 10x, to $400 million

💰Don Jr.’s is up 6x, to $300 million

💰20-year-old Barron is worth $150 million

And Jared became a billionaire last year.

Have a great day!

#news #uspol #politics #trump

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What did Yoda say the first time he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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Without the internet I would have no one to nerd out about Laserdiscs with. Thanks internet.

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and when some old man yelled at cloud everyone ignored him but i guess he was right ... 😭

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Oooh, Purple Jeremy *has* been posted on Mastodon before, not long after I first joined, although the original is another 20-odd year old bit of silliness.

things.uk/@eclectech/109835792

#sillyScribbles

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And just to highlight how I am in NO WAY AT ALL stuck in a rut, the above haiku was written TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO for this wee guy, called Purple Jeremy 😆

(I am aware that when I post this it is going to display far bigger than the source file & it's going to look awfully pixelated as a result - braces self)

#sillyScribbles

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INTEGRITY MADE IT HOME 😭 SCIENCE FUCK YEAH 🩷🩷🩷

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BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack

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A helicopter. How quaint. I just arrived on Earth in my space capsule.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)