evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Guess what % of plastics have been #recycled? No prizes :(

@GossiTheDog

When I asked Oracle for comment, a PR person responded and offered a comment on the condition I not attribute it in any way to Oracle. When I said no, the PR person said Oracle was declining to comment.

#radicalopacity

✅ Are you well versed in Linux?
✅ Do you understand Linux internals and eBPF?
✅ Do you like building out POCs?
✅ Do you understand cyber threats, how they manifest, how to investigate them, and forensic artifacts?
✅ Do you want to join a highly functioning team of top-notch researchers?

💥 Guess what? We have a job opening for a Principal Linux Researcher here at @huntress

Apply here:

👉 https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/huntress/jobs/6524934003

a lot of 80s/90s writing about the unix terminal seem to assume that the reader is either a C programmer or a sysadmin

and while i’m sure that was a reasonable assumption at the time (and I love https://man7.org/tlpi/ despite not being a C programmer!) it always makes them feel a bit disorienting to read

And so say all of us, @brianbilston

#Poetry #Culture #BrianBilston #Poem

Don't. Make. Me.

Do you think Microsoft understands what consent is?

Apple are again behaving in a dodgy manner with Apple Intelligence.

Again full screen prompted to enable it on latest security update on iPhone.. the only other option is “Set up later”, and they disabled screenshots of the prompt.

This is the kind of shit Microsoft pull to try to make Bing happen. It’s really disappointing.

A billionaire who accuses his adversaries of being paid shills, while simultaneously offering people $1,000 to cast ballots for his preferred candidate, is telling you everything you need to know about how popular he thinks his own views are, and how many people would support them without bribes.

Ooh, nothing like taking a bit of time off to be a tourist with visitors, then being swamped by STUFF. Gonna take a few more days for me to get back on top of everything. Have a silly cloud pupper while I sort through it all.

#sillyScribbles #cloudCreatures #Scotland

Happy trans day of visibility!

#GOP

@mattgrayyes what did you all do to this Aberdeenshire Tesco?!

Oracle have attempted to hide the Oracle Access Manager access, by requesting archive.org exclude the URL.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility, from VGAPride!

Tech bro social media sites
2005: "We want to connect people!"
2010: "We want to collect people!"
2015: "We want to disconnect & disaffect people!"
2020: "We want to misdirect & go unchecked, people!"
2025: "We want to elect defect people!"
2035(?): "We want to infect, eject & dissect people!"

United States Disappeared Tracker

https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/danielleharlow/viz/UnitedStatesDisappearedTracker/Map

concept: a show like ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but about software instead

"i'm at spunkchute, a SaaS company that owes $2 million to AWS and is on the brink of closure”

"oh my [bleep] god. the main database server is running Ubuntu 8.04 and has two backdoors and a coin miner. SHUT. IT. DOWN.”

I always smile to myself when I see Covid / pandemic era signage or similar around now. Not because of what happened, but because you know behind every one is someone saying "fuck it, I'll remove that tomorrow" and then never doing it. The laziness I aspire to.