evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Yesterday I interviewed a ridiculously clever person from @nvidia about chip design and the future of computing. We agreed that Voyager's Bio-neural circuitry is the way forward but it'll take a while. Also, I love my job.

I'm looking for a new job doing security assessments / research.

I spent the last 6 years building advanced security assessment capabilities around hardware/IoT, industrial, marine OT, and x86 platforms. Before that I spent 5 years as a pentester. I excel at weird and novel stuff with no template.

I'm in the UK and I'm looking for a full-time remote role.

CV: https://poly.nomial.co.uk/graham_sutherland.pdf

Please get in touch if you know of any available roles! :)

#getfedihired #fedihire #fedihired #infosec

The UK online safety act, giving protection from non UK websites.

A group of 20-somethings with names like "Big Balls" gain unauthorized access to your servers, delete data, take your website down, and now you can't serve your customers and your organization goes belly up unless you pay money to a mafia boss.

Sounds a lot like ransomware, doesn't it? When your government starts imitating ransomware playbooks, it's a four-alarm fire. At least in theory one can negotiate with ransomware actors.

Could this be a cuff link?
If this is a cuff link then I know what it is.
If it's *not* a cuff link I have no idea what it is, but it's living in my desk drawer 🤷‍♀️

#sillyScribbles #nonsense

the reviews of How Git Works make me so happy to read, my goal was to help people form a clear mental model of Git and it's amazing to hear it's actually working ❤

https://wizardzines.com/zines/git/

Weak, petty men run America now.

#USPOL #Trump

Brilliant!

#3049 - Incoming Asteroid

Apparently it's the Superbowl day, so here's my superb owl

I've been laid off.

If somebody needs a person with almost 13 years in IT, knowing PHP (7 y.), JavaScript/jQuery (5+ y.), HTML5+CSS3, SQL, slight knowledge of Python and React and experience in fields like 2D design or sound production, please tell me. I've worked with SCADAs, CMMSs, corporate travel and congress management, e-commerce, food and industrial sectors. Business proficiency in English; can speak Catalan.

I can learn quick. Either on-site work in Valencia, Spain, or remote from anywhere in the EU. Inclusive company is a must. Can provide CV in English.

#FediHire #HireMe #employment

Ahhhhh #SilentSunday

#animation #photography #drawing #Scotland

#silentSunday #Scotland #photography

An Incel and Excel: both great at falsely assuming something is a date.

I believe the internet became significantly worse when tech barriers for entry were lowered and the gibbering masses logged on. It's why Mastodon is so much calmer than Bluesky. The insignificant extra step to sign up is too much user friction for all the shouty ex-twitterites.

So be it.

Putting positive energy into the Universe.

I've started posting on LinkedIn all the unconstitutional shit Trump and Musk are doing to undermine the security and integrity of our government. Mainly because that crowd needs to hear it most. It's incredible how many people in the infosec space are still defending the actions of DOGE and its dear leader(s). And they're not all crypto bros and AI peddlers; we're talking about people in some pretty important roles, tech-wise.

But at least when they reply with the inevitable "stay in your lane" or "I used to like you when you stayed out of politics," they are on record as complicit and totally okay with what is going on.