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we've moved office floors and there's a bunch of new conference rooms on this floor that they asked for names for, with the naming scheme being "microsoft products" and:

1) One of my (and probably others) suggestions, Clippy, actually made it lmfao

2) They have a room named "Solitaire". It is set up for four people.

3) They have a room named "Windows". It is, guess what, an interior room with no windows.

our facilities team might be comedy geniuses, actually

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Made a new friend today, but the lighting was VERY spooky!

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It's bad luck to say "MacBook" in the office, you have to refer to it as "the Scottish laptop"

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A sneak peek of my almost-finished Hexie Quilt. I decided on a fleece backing (because why not make it harder on myself?!), which wrinkled to buggery, but you can't tell from the front. Just need to bind it and I'm done. #quilting

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I came to Mastodon to escape the hellsite formerly known as Twitter. Little did I know I’d find such a community of folks who still haven’t gotten over the collapse of RSS readers 🫶

#technology #rss

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Yeah, no TikTok, sharing my daily habits is not going to motivate anyone, unless it’s as a case study of what not to do.

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Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

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Statistician here. I work on massive public datasets for multiple government departments, who must never find out that I remember the difference between the greater than > and less than < symbols by muttering under my breath "the crocodile eats the bigger number".

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Hang in there, friends. Strengthen your communities and tell your friends you love them. We museum folks love you. Here are some helpful bananas.

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Experimenting with some scattering or diffusion techniques, for today's #AmperSand efforts. Quite liked the little black one, actually.

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@mikegalsworthy preference doesn't even begin to cover it. I simply won't have anything from a). It's foul.

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So if it's a trade choice between:

a) chlorinated chicken, plastic cheese, nasty chocolate and

b) European food, beer & wine...

...I confess, I have a strong preference for the latter.

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Mastod1 be nice. (sorry, closed for new registrations after a bunch of 'commercial/spamming' accounts jumped in - rule 3 on site)