evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net

Random Saturday morning thought - Head & Shoulders shampoo missed a trick in not doing a body wash/shower gel called Knees & Toes

@munin

You do use the same safety protocols for both AI and Fae:

Never tell them your name. Always use a euphemism or pseudonym. Giving one your name will always end badly.
When you doubt of the authenticity of the presentation, always try to look at it from different angles and see if there are any cracks, seems, or defects. Rotating it is the easiest way to do this.
Never, under any circumstances, eat anything offered to you by one. Politely refuse as best you can.
Do not follow directions provided by one. They will lead you astray and into harm's way. This applies to all conversations. They love to lie and will do so with absolute authority and earnestness.

So cool! A one-pixel-wide font that exploits subpixels.

(Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/slGDHG3oyt)

Following on from my sunset thread earlier... BEHOLD!

A HORNED and VICIOUS BEAST did burst forth from the MOUNTAIN OF FIRE!

*ahem*

#sillyScribbles #cloudCreatures #silly #sunset #nonsense #skying

Like @eclectech - I love a good #sunset 😍

Today I learned that the Alien franchise is owned by Disney, which means that every xenomorph egg that hatches, being a daughter of the xenomorph queen, is technically a Disney princess

I reached a new level of Pagliacci'ing myself: I googled something and got exactly one result: ME.

The problem with getting an open ended assignment like "make a presentation on a project you did" is the real question is, how stupid do I get with it?

Because unfortunately I'm me and there's a lot of range of possible stupid.

The #MAGA crowd should be investigated for elder abuse. They force this weird, old, diaper-wearing pensioner with cognitive impairment - probably dementia - to talk in public. He's so confused that he gibbers & makes no sense. I've owned socks that were more lucid. #TrumpMeltdown

Pole Dancing Frogs 6x6

What's that? Have I found more shell photos? Why, yes. I have. Thank you for asking!

(sorry, I can't resist them, they have so much character)

#sillyScribbles #photography #shell #googlyEyes #silly #nonsense

“Jerry, I know we hired you in Atlanta, but your job is now in Raleigh, NC and you need to move to keep your position and can no longer work from the beach”

“Let me think about that…”

Watching the fash rioting across Northern England. We are sick to our soul.

The true art of delegation is giving someone a task you could do yourself in half the time knowing full well that you will end up doing it all yourself on the day of the deadline and having to do twice as much work to unpick their cockups.

Tired: This is a trans safe account 🏳️‍⚧️

Wired: This is a transphobic UNSAFE account ⁠🏳️‍⚧️

average person uses 3 floppy disks a year factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 floppy disks per year. @foone, who lives in California & and uses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted