evilstevie @evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
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I'm ready for the coming eclipse and for the second threat that could cast America into darkness.
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I saw a guy at the airport with a shirt that said “SAVE THE MANUALS” and I thought “Hell yeah, brother! You may need to reference them in the future. Glad to see another fan of documentation.” Then I saw a weird symbol like an H with a | down the center, and I realized it was a dude who just really liked stick shift cars.
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“When drivers fail to yield for pedestrians, it’s not because they can’t see them, it’s because they don’t care.” Kudos to @VisionZeroYVR for this brilliant intervention. https://momentummag.com/vision-zero-campaign-bricks-vancouver/ #TheWarOnCars
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If vaccines caused autism, we would have high speed rail.
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Wait… so does the Easter bunny have a cloaca?
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Angel: resurrection?
Chalmers: in this part of Jerusalem? at this time on the Roman calendar? Using these burial customs? Localized entirely entirely within Joseph of Arimathea's tomb?
Angel: yes?
apostle Thomas: may I see it?
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Internet comes in via geosynchronous satellite that is directly ahead and can’t pass through the three masts, so we’ve altered course slightly to check email for the first time in a few days.
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Everyone wants a simple solution to the xz incident but the reality hurts. It's going to be expensive and hard work but if we all work together to yeet computers into the sun we might just be able to solve it
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I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.
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If you’re a neurodivergent christian CEO of your parent’s company, you’ve got the triple ‘tism!
Au-, bap-, and nepo-!
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Was thinking about tortoises. Got a bit confused. Think I need to get some sleep. Sweet dreams all 💤 🐢 💤
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Very pleased to see a caterpillar when out and about earlier.
They seemed slightly less pleased to see me.
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🐶💩⛳️ NEW THING!
We’ve created the ultimate 3D sports game, you can even choose a small/medium/large dog to suit your throwing style
https://vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/
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Action footage from the garden earlier today.
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Steve:
frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, "why?" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.
Joined Nov 2022
